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The Cursing Mommys Book of Days: A Novel Audiobook, by Ian Frazier Play Audiobook Sample

The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Cynthia Nixon Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781427226983

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

28

Longest Chapter Length:

21:29 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

26 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

15:49 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

3

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Publisher Description

Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, with the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and nine—trying (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. From On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern-day Oglala Sioux written with an impressive mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a side-splitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how you might begin a romance with your mother, Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers. Here he tackles yet another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, and an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier, at the height of his powers as a writer and observer, gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.

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"So funny! Listened to the audio version read by Cynthia Nixon. She really made this book so enjoyable for me. I don't think I would have liked it as well if I read it myself."

— Tina (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • Cynthia Nixon does a wonderful job expressing The Cursing Mommy's escalating frustration, then returning to the calm-voiced, advice-dispensing sage to which The Cursing Mommy aspires.

    — The Star-Ledger

Awards

  • A 2013 Audie Award Finalist for Humor
  • Among shortlisted titles for Audie Award Finalist, 2013

The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.5357142857142856 out of 52.5357142857142856 out of 52.5357142857142856 out of 52.5357142857142856 out of 52.5357142857142856 out of 5 (2.54)
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  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Just not my cup of tea. Didn't like at all. "

    — Amy, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Excellent narration by Cynthia Nixon, hilarious is you don't mind cursing, which the cursing mommy sure does. "

    — Emily, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " There were some very funny moments here, but I listened to it as an audiobook and the fairly regular screaming drove me batty. "

    — Holly, 1/26/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I found this book boring, predictable, and unrelatable. My mother gave it to me with sky high recommendations, and I read rave reviews, so it has an audience, I'm just not part of it. I didn't find the dialogue realistic or natural, I didn't find the characters realistic, and it just never grabbed my attention even for a minute. I got through February, that's it. "

    — Diana, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I laughed out loud a few times, which was really why I wanted to read this book in the first place. There is a bit of social commentary in there that was also rather entertaining. "

    — Michelle, 1/22/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It was clearly a satire anyone who didn't get that and said it was ridiculous clearly missed the point. But it got quite a bit repetitive and just "enough" part way through. But there were parts that were absolutely brilliant. "

    — Debra, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I thought this book was awful. Reviews said how funny it is, but I didn't laugh at all. The main character is an alcoholic, insane, ignorant woman. The male author has quite a skewed view if he thinks this is the way women think and behave. The environment, ranging from the schools, grocery stores, companies, and every person she is in contact with, is horrific. I can't imagine anywhere as awful as this place. I'm not sure how or why I continued to read it, but it was justified in the end of how terrible this book is. It ends so abruptly and leaves holes in the story. I've never been happier to be done with a book. "

    — Leigh, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It reads like it was written using certain templates created by Frazier than as an actual novel. "

    — Rory, 1/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Loved this silly and funny! "

    — Alaine, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The New Yorker column is better as it is in small doses. Every chapter feels like the chapter before. That said there are hilarious bits in here. "

    — Nancy, 12/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Easily the funniest book I've read all year. Laugh out loud on the subway funny. Make people think I need to be checked into a facility funny. Just seriously damn funny. "

    — Pia, 12/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Kind of silly. Not sure I got the point of the book; or if there was a point. "

    — Jamie, 12/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This isn't a super serious book, in fact I skipped through it, but it gives a funny handling of the problems moms face--aging parents, having to volunteer at the school, children who may have educational issues. Silly but sympathetic. "

    — Marianne, 12/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Silly and fun for a snow day "

    — Pamela, 12/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Some parts very funny, but overall just okay. Interesting that the book was written by a man. "

    — Cathleen, 12/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Cursing Mommy is my hero. Every cursing rant that I have ever wanted to say is in this book. I wish she were here right now so we can discuss any subject. "

    — Celia, 9/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " while it's great in little flashes, a novel just can't touch the brilliance of the original Cursing Mommy columns. Some ideas just were not made to be long-form. "

    — Paula, 6/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I don't have a problem with cursing, but this book was way too negative. Maybe it would have been better if I had read it instead of listened to it. "

    — Angel, 6/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Amusing in The New Yorker perhaps. But I found this novel tedious and unfunny. Disappointing since I enjoy this type of novel. "

    — Mary, 5/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Cursing Mommy works much better as a column than as a book. "

    — Michele, 4/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I could have finished this book sooner, but we had to spend evenings at the school, refinishing the cafeteria floor. "

    — Kim, 4/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Why didn't I listen to Sharon and forgo reading this piece of crap? "

    — Pamela, 1/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I like Ian Frazier's writing. I read his pieces in the New Yorker. This is just an extended piece. A page of it would be amusing. After 20 pages, though, it got very very old. "

    — Susan, 12/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Parts were funny, but mostly it was a tedious read. "

    — Sue, 12/20/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I couldn't connect with the main character. "

    — Kimberley, 12/10/2012
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    " First chapter made me laugh so hard I couldn't open my eyes. Second chapter I realized everything felt repetitive. Great short story material; not so much a novel. "

    — Susan, 10/29/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This made me laugh, but nowhere near as hard as the New Yorker pieces did. "

    — Kate, 10/9/2012
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    " It made me laugh out loud in the library, then it just got repetitive and predictable..there were some really funny stuff but I found myself dragging by the month of May "

    — Missy, 9/30/2012

About Ian Frazier

Ian Frazier is the author of Dating Your Mom and Lamentations of the Father, among many others. A frequent contributor to the New Yorker, he lives in Montclair, New Jersey.

About Cynthia Nixon

Cynthia Nixon is an actress best known for her role in the popular television series Sex and the City. She has received two Screen Actors Guild Awards, two Emmy Awards, a Tony Award, and A Grammy Award. Nixon lives with her wife and three children.