A boy discovers the answer to one of the great urban mysteries: why are pigeons always pooping in parks? A second-grade class learns why they should always be nice to their math teacher..An ancient predator uses the internet to search out its prey. A young girl and her little brother escape a campfire weenie only to encounter something even more terrifying: a troop of Girl Scouts singing campfire songs. For this, his third collection of warped and creepy "weenie" tales, critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar traveled deep into the shadowy corners of his mind, looking for new ways to amuse and terrify his readers. And in the tradition of In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Invasion of the Road Weenies, he reveals the inspiration behind each of the thirty-five stories at the end of the book
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"Speculative Fiction for the young, these stories take the "what if?" writing platform into weird places. Some of the stories are funny, but most will play strange games with your mind. I might not reccommend these for very young readers, these stories are nightmare-inducing!"
— Lara (5 out of 5 stars)
" It's about scary stories and it's very good. "
— Lauren, 2/18/2014" fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee warewolf "
— Daniel, 2/16/2014" The third collection in David Lubar's "Weenie" short story saga is even better than Invasion of the Road Weenies. Still warped, even a bit creepy. "
— Sean, 2/9/2014" it was a book with mini stories in it definitly interesting!!!!LOLZ "
— Mo, 2/9/2014" Amazing stories, all so vivid. "
— Dead, 1/29/2014" Are you a campfire weenie? "
— Ryley, 1/28/2014" that it is funny "
— Kristen, 1/27/2014" I really enjoyed these short stories and think they would be great for Goosebumps fans, reluctant readers and as a jumping off point for teachers who are teaching writing. Fun, funny, gross, spooky - there's something for everyone in here. "
— Cstrand, 1/21/2014" Another weird and creepy book.I recommend this book to know one but if you like weird book you may like this book "
— Cole, 1/16/2014" funny short stories "
— Roxanne, 12/30/2013" These would be excellent short stories to read with grades 4-6 and use to model how to write a short story. Each has an unexpected twist and the author includes copious notes about inspiration that could help students brainstorm. "
— Brynn, 12/10/2013" Some of the stories were cute, others were just boring. I think my students would like them. I really liked how the story Three started out, but I wish it had ended differently. It seemed like the stories towards the end were a little better. "
— Shelly, 12/10/2013" I didn't like it becausee it kept going in and out. "
— Rebecca, 11/24/2013" i thought it was intersting but funny i love it it is a great book! "
— Ash, 8/8/2013" Short stories that are a little creepy but not too gruesome for kids. My daughter doesn't read all of them because some seem boring. I read them all and enjoyed them, though some are a bit disturbing. Tales include things such as vampires, kids who become what they eat, etc. "
— Corinne, 7/25/2013" It was really good. The only problem was it was a bit scary and a bit weird. Some of teh storys didn't have a point. "
— Colby, 6/17/2013" Good book. Not the best I've read before. "
— Travis, 1/27/2013" Very...strange. It wasn't bad or anything, it was just...weird. "
— Stevie, 1/16/2013" These are the perfect short stories (with just enough creepy) to tell at the campfire. "
— Rebecca, 11/30/2012" spooky and weird stories are in this book! "
— Deborah, 7/29/2012" Reading this to my fifth grade class and loving it, although our predictions are turning out to be far nastier than some of Lubar's twist endings. "
— Jeff, 4/28/2012" kinda weird but good "
— ♥Mrs.Ally, 3/24/2012" I loved the book. the name reminded me of the book cool campers we read in class. "
— Madeline, 2/15/2012" some stories are scary but some arent too bad. the first one really creeped me out though. "
— Hannah, 10/3/2011" Very cheesy. Somewhat scary. Over all a pretty over rated book. "
— Evan, 7/4/2011" Joe read and really liked - Mary Beth another book the boys might enjoy. Plus it has a great title!!! "
— Kristin, 5/5/2011" It is a good book filled with almost 200 pages of short, funny stories. It kind of lacks in detail and also just ok in character development "
— Derek, 4/16/2011" Short stories that are a little creepy but not too gruesome for kids. My daughter doesn't read all of them because some seem boring. I read them all and enjoyed them, though some are a bit disturbing. Tales include things such as vampires, kids who become what they eat, etc. "
— Corinne, 4/15/2011" some stories are scary but some arent too bad. the first one really creeped me out though. "
— Hannah, 1/21/2011" I loved the book. the name reminded me of the book cool campers we read in class. "
— Madeline, 10/21/2010" Good book. Not the best I've read before. "
— Travis, 9/21/2010" These are the perfect short stories (with just enough creepy) to tell at the campfire. "
— Rebecca, 9/1/2010" Joe read and really liked - Mary Beth another book the boys might enjoy. Plus it has a great title!!! "
— Kristin, 7/28/2010" I laughed, so I like it. "
— Shariful, 1/27/2010" on a rank on 1-10, I would pick 10,000,000 "
— Cameron, 1/25/2010" Another weird and creepy book.I recommend this book to know one but if you like weird book you may like this book "
— Cole, 1/6/2010" I didn't like it becausee it kept going in and out. "
— Rebecca, 12/16/2009" This book has alot of stories. I read The head of the class. It was great!!! I really recommend it!!! "
— Williams, 12/11/2009David Lubar grew up in Morristown, New Jersey. His books include Hidden Talents, an ALA Best Book for Young Adults; Flip, a VOYA Best Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror selection; and the short-story collections In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Invasion of the Road Weenies. He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania, with his wife, daughter, and three cats.
Suzy Jackson is an Earphones Award–winning audiobook narrator whose readings include several novels by Charlane Harris, Jodi Picoult, and M. L. N. Hanover. She was co-winner of an Audie Award in 2018 for Best Multi-Voiced Performance.
Christopher Gebauer is a multifaceted actor who excels in both leading and character roles. He is a graduate of the Stella Adler Studio of Acting through the New York University Tisch School of the Arts.