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5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 5.00 (1 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Billy Crystal Narrator: Billy Crystal Publisher: Macmillan Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Billy Crystal is sixty-five years old, and he’s not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like “Buying the Plot” and “Nodding Off,” Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach; his years doing stand-up in the Village; his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live; his role in When Harry Met Sally; and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees, his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali.

As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal’s reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived. This exclusive audiobook version of Still Foolin’‘Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “A book with a thousand laughs entwined with unknown stories about some of the most popular movies of the past decades. Tender moments abound, too, as the reader winds his way through Billy’s long varied career.”

    Steve Martin

  • “Billy Crystal is a national treasure. Thank God he wrote this hilarious and emotional book because now I don’t have to and I’ll still have something personal to give everyone at Christmas.”

    Bette Midler

  • “Part memoir, part stand-up routine, he offers ‘a road map’ for the indignities of aging—everything from memory loss to insomnia to a chapter called ‘Buying the Plot.’ And in a treat for audiobook fans, Crystal reads his observations from the book.”

    Star-Telegraph

  • “If you have to choose between the print and audio editions of Billy Crystal’s memoir, know this: if the book is funny, the audiobook is drive-off-the-road hilarious.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Billy Crystal is a master of comic timing, as he demonstrates during his narration of Still Foolin’ ‘Em. A fine actor and nine-time Oscar host, Crystal knows exactly how to deliver his artful blend of touching memoir and rueful riffs on the indignities of aging. Several chapters were recorded before a live audience, giving him the opportunity to exchange banter and charm a crowd—as he no doubt will many listeners…He proves himself accomplished, nuanced, and—best of all—very funny.”

    AudioFile

  • “He shares his classic impersonations of Muhammed Ali, Sammy Davis Jr., and others, and his great acting and comedic timing take this audiobook to a level that print alone just can’t match. Crystal is hilarious, but what really stands out is not just his funny bone but his big heart. This book should be listened to in order to be truly appreciated.”

    Library Journal

  • “Massively laugh-out-loud funny…Hollywood memoirs don’t come much more entertaining than this one.”

    Booklist (starred review)

  • “Crystal’s wit and writing remain sharp, as do his reflections on the more disappointing moments of his career…A charming, warm, welcome read for Crystal’s legions of fans.”

    Kirkus Reviews

  • An AudioFile Editors’ Pick, September 2013
  • A USA Today Bestseller
  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
  • A Los Angeles Times Bestseller
  • A 2013 Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award Nominee
  • A Wall Street Journal Bestseller
  • Winner of the 2014 Audie Award for Audiobook of the Year
  • Winner of the 2014 Audie® Award for Humor
  • Winner of the 2014 Audie® Award for Narration by the Author
  • A 2013 Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album
  • A #1 New York Times Bestseller
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