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Stay Sexy & Dont Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide Audiobook, by Georgia Hardstark Play Audiobook Sample

Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide Audiobook

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Read By: Paul Giamatti, Georgia Hardstark, Karen Kilgariff Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781250222282

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

22

Longest Chapter Length:

29:23 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

24 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

17:45 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

This program is read by the authors, with Paul Giamatti, and includes sections recorded in front of a live audience. The highly anticipated first book by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, the voices behind the #1 hit podcast My Favorite Murder! Sharing never-before-heard stories ranging from their struggles with depression, eating disorders, and addiction, Karen and Georgia irreverently recount their biggest mistakes and deepest fears, reflecting on the formative life events that shaped them into two of the most followed voices in the nation. In Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered, Karen and Georgia focus on the importance of self-advocating and valuing personal safety over being "nice" or "helpful." They delve into their own pasts, true crime stories, and beyond to discuss meaningful cultural and societal issues with fierce empathy and unapologetic frankness. “My Favorite Murder started as a way for Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark to work through their fears. Now it’s a worldwide community…. Even its darkest moments are lightened by Karen and Georgia's effortlessly funny banter and genuine empathy.” —RollingStone.com

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"In addition to being laugh-out-loud funny, smart, and incisive, Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered is so interesting and insightful that it made me a) want to be best friends with the authors and b) for real ask them to take me on as a therapy patient. This book is hilarious, honest, insightful, and clever as hell. Do yourself a fun favor by buying it and consuming it. You’ll emerge at the final word as a new-and-improved badass version of your former self."

— Megan Mullally, New York Times bestselling co-author of The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

Quotes

  • “All the best advice your mother never told you.”

    — Jenny Lawson, New York Times bestselling author
  • Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark share practical wisdom in “Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered,” which is a No. 1 debut on our advice, how-to and miscellaneous best-seller list.

    — The New York Times
  • Hardstark and Kilgariff’s podcast takes on crime, death and other gory subjects, all filtered through the pair’s subversive wit as they riff on life’s craziness, often sharing details from their own mental health and substance abuse struggles. This openness translates onto the page. A kind of life guide...the book is just as funny as the podcast but often goes deeper into painful subjects.

    — Los Angeles Times
  • All the best advice your mother never told you.

    — Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Furiously Happy
  • Kilgariff and Hardstark bring a much needed dimension to our current, true crime fever dream—an empathetic, slangy dose of acidic humor, weary compassion, and nervous hope. Their podcast is a joy to listen to and this book captures its energy and hilarity perfectly.

    — Patton Oswalt, New York Times bestselling author of Silver Screen Fiend
  • It’s like an afternoon coffee date with your best friend that spills late into the night—where you share your darkest secrets and hardest-earned advice, and then emerge back into the world fully recharged. And ready to destroy toxic masculinity. Karen and Georgia are the voice of a movement—badass and vulnerable as hell—and this is their manifesto.

    — Stephanie Perkins, New York Times bestselling author of There's Someone Inside Your HousePraise for My Favorite Murder:
  • Wildly popular…. In many ways, the subversive charm of [My Favorite Murder] is today’s answer to riot grrrl, the D.I.Y. feminist punk movement of the 1990s.

    — The New York Times
  • [My Favorite Murder] empowers listeners by offering practical advice for survival and self-care and by using comedy to deflate the scariness of these topics.

    — TheAtlantic.com
  • Morbid [and] mirthful.

    — Entertainment Weekly
  • Truly next-level.... hilarious, brutally honest, and totally addicting.

    — Nylon.com
  • Wildly entertaining.

    — Refinery29
  • One of the most successful podcasts in history.

    — TheWashingtonPost.com

Awards

  • A Paste Magazine Pick of the Best Audiobooks of 2019 (So Far)
  • #1 iBooks bestseller in Biographies & Memoirs

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About the Authors

Georgia Hardstark has enjoyed a successful career as a food writer and Cooking Channel on-camera personality, including co-hosting a travel/adventure/party show called Tripping Out, and a regular gig on Cooking Channel’s #1 show, Unique Sweets. She caps that off as a frequent guest narrator on Comedy Central’s hit show Drunk History.Known for her biting wit and musical prowess, Karen Kilgariff has been a staple in the comedy world for decades. As a performer, she has appeared on Mr. Show, The Book Group and Conan. She was the head writer for the first five years of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, then transitioned to scripted, writing for shows like Other Space, Portlandia, and Baskets. Her musical comedy album Live At The Bootleg was included in Vulture's Top 9 of 2014 and in Stitcher's Top 11 of 2014.

About Paul Giamatti

Shannon Cochran is an actress and director, whose work includes the First National Tour of the Pulitzer Prize–winning play August: Osage County, a film opposite Kathleen Turner called The Perfect Family, and Last Days, a radio play for the BBC. She has performed and directed with LA Theatre Works, an organization producing radio plays for NPR, for fifteen years.