Smut: Two Unseemly Stories: The Greening of Mrs Donaldson & The Shielding of Mrs Forbes (Unabridged) Audiobook, by Alan Bennett Play Audiobook Sample

Smut: Two Unseemly Stories: The Greening of Mrs Donaldson & The Shielding of Mrs Forbes Audiobook (Unabridged)

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Read By: Alan Bennett Publisher: AudioGO Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2011 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN:

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Two unexpected tales written and read by the best-selling author of The Uncommon Reader, Untold Stories and The History Boys.

The Greening of Mrs Donaldson - Mrs Donaldson is a conventional middle-class woman beached on the shores of widowhood after a marriage that had been much like many others: happy to begin with, then satisfactory and finally dull. But when she decides to take in two lodgers, her mundane life becomes much more stimulating...

The Shielding of Mrs Forbes - Graham Forbes is a disappointment to his mother, who thinks that if he must have a wife, he should have done better. True, her own husband isn't all that satisfactory either. Still, this is Alan Bennett, so what is happening in the bedroom (and in lots of other places too) is altogether more startling, perhaps shocking, and ultimately more true to people's predilections.

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"Two shortish stories; both seem to suggest that sexual peculiarities, quirks and peccadilloes are more widespread than one might suspect. The first is stronger [previously in LRB], the second revisits, not entirely convincingly, themes, names and details from the earlier oeuvre ... "

— Michael (4 out of 5 stars)

Smut: Two Unseemly Stories: The Greening of Mrs Donaldson & The Shielding of Mrs Forbes (Unabridged) Listener Reviews

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I liked one story more than the other, but both stories were just delicious! "

    — Samanta, 2/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Everyone should read this now--two longer short stories in one volume. The first short story was my favorite, and a really great find in an airport bookstore. "

    — Holland, 2/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Great short fiction - a good day's entertainment. If these two stories hadn't been written by Bennett the Great, I might be tempted to suggest they were a little self-indulgent in places. But Bennett is... Bennett. So he's allowed. "

    — Chuck, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " a fun, quick read. though most reviewers here think this is not Bennett's best, i found it a pleasant distraction from the far more demanding books i have yet to finish. "

    — Matt, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Two short stories. The first one mildly amusing, but somewhat creepy. The second one absolutely hillarious! Great understated writing, requires close reading to figure out what is going on (some bits anyway), but also wickedly funny. "

    — Kat, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great - can we have some more please Alan? "

    — Malcolm, 1/25/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " funny and memorable. SUPER FAST. i literally read it in 2 shuttle rides to work, with time to spare. i wish there was more of it, it was entertaining. "

    — Emily, 12/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Alan Bennett can verge on profound, but even in these little amusements, he's always a master. "

    — Kay, 12/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " a total disappointment; none of the humour you'd expect or any characters I could relate to - hoping he hasn't lost his touch "

    — Lucy, 11/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Intriguing by turns, haunting at times. But, on the whole, mediocre. "

    — J.T., 9/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I wasn't all that impressed with these two stories - I didn't find the characters at all sympathetic or compelling, and the sequence of events rang false. "

    — Alexis, 9/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved this book. My first Alan Bennett. Surprisingly good and very funny in parts. "

    — Colin, 9/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " The first story was ridiculous, but the second was compelling. Both, however, were written in such a bizarre and disjointed way that I wasn't able to enjoy either. "

    — Meghann, 8/4/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Nobody does smut quite like Alan Bennett. "

    — Laura, 5/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Lovely, lovely, lovely pair of stories but not much else to it really. Neither is it as smutty or salacious as the title may suggest. I didn't enjoy this as much as The Uncommon Reader. "

    — Sam, 4/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I picked this one up because I liked The Uncommon Reader a lot. This book didn't strike me as funny at all even though some parts of it made me laugh. One of the reviews called it "good, old-fashioned British humour." Well, I guess it's not my kind of British humor. "

    — Aarthi, 4/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Put simply if your a fan of Alan Bennet you'll like this. In particular these two short stories reminded me of his talking heads dramatic monolgues so if you enjoyed them you should read these. They are both quite short and very easy to read. "

    — Susan, 1/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A slim little book of two short stories that nevertheless packs a wallop. Love, sex, death, aging, secrets, and it's damn funny, too. "

    — Sarah, 1/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A quick and kooky book. "

    — Caroline, 10/31/2012
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    " Odd little book of two stories about olde(r) people. Funny. "

    — Paul, 10/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book made me laugh. I prefered the first story, which had a beautiful ending, to the second, which had too many points of view, but was entertained by both. "

    — Kate, 9/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " These stories are so unexpected. I found so many things I would like to add to my own writing. "

    — Erin, 9/12/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Wish there were half stars...3 1/2 for Smut! "

    — Laurie, 8/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I like Alan Bennett but these are two long stories that while entertaining, are just a bit of fun bluff. An amusing little book to read in an airport. "

    — Patricia, 8/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Two hilarious stories surrounding Britain's middle aged, modernity and sex. I'm looking forward to reading other such stories in this relatively new British genre. "

    — Niki, 8/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Clever and easy to read. It was not, however, nearly as much fun as the Uncommon Reader. "

    — Unit, 6/9/2011
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    " These compact stories gave me wry smile "

    — Karen, 6/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Nobody does smut quite like Alan Bennett. "

    — Laura, 5/8/2011