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Read By: Katherine Kellgren Publisher: Listen & Live Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 8.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 6.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: December 2007 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN:

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Lucy Sweeney has three sons, a husband on a short fuse, and a tendency toward domestic disaster. It has been years since the dirty laundry pile was less than three feet high, months since she remembered to have sex, and weeks since her toddler started using the trash can as a toilet. Lucy is living in a constant state of emergency, caught between perfectionist Yummy Mummy Number One and competitive Alpha Mum, making it hard for her to remember exactly why she exchanged her career and sanity for less than blissful domesticity. When she begins a flirtation with Sexy Domesticated Dad, a father from the school car-pool lane, the string of white lies to cover up the trail of chaos and illicit desire starts to unravel and disaster looms.

Slummy Mummy is a hilarious novel about the dilemmas of modern marriage and motherhood for those who never discovered their inner domestic goddess. Pitch-perfect and satisfyingly smart, it offers a lovable, flawed character who resonates, entertains, and undoubtedly has it worse than you do.

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"I love Lucy's funny predicaments and also the author's/character's very accurate portrayal of the stresses of motherhood, the struggle between working mom or stay-at-home mom, and the competition (will anyone admit it?) between parents of children in school and playgroups. Fun Fiction!"

— Texan (5 out of 5 stars)

Slummy Mummy (Unabridged) Listener Reviews

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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " barely ok. some parts (dealing with kids and school) very cute. but the whole premise of infidelity, real and imagined, was off putting to me. "

    — Ruth, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I got about 30 pages into this book and it just wasn't getting any better so I had to put it out of its misery. Believe me, it was a mercy killing. I wish I could say something good about this book and/or the lead characters but it had very few redeeming qualities. "

    — Dawn, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Another book purchased in Australia due to running out of reading material. It's classic chick lit., but fun to read. The ending definitely took the form of one that seems more appropriate for a comedic movie than a novel, but enjoyable nonetheless. "

    — Stephanie, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Trying to see what Anna Wintour saw in this book... "

    — Ellen, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " surprisingly entertaining for me given that I don't really like chick lit. I found her life uncannily like my own, ok I don't ache for sexy domesticated dad or have a celebrity dad at our school but a lot of other more mundane similarities! "

    — Teresa, 1/28/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A surprisingly insightful book! The story definitely gets a little "out there," but if you have school-aged children, you'll find many relatable moments within the story. "

    — Jen, 1/25/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I only got halfway through this book. It is proported to be like Bridget Jones, but this author is nowhere near as clever, nor funny. Having multiple thoughts and some actions towards an extra-marital affair isn't humorous. Having a best friend who is having an affair with a married man isn't funny either. At least Bridget Jones wasn't married! I didn't even chuckle once and I got to page 150 out of 300ish. I feel guilt over not finishing something, but this book wasn't worth my time. "

    — Kelly, 1/23/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This was a fun book that would please fans of Bridgett Jones. Very british and vey funny. "

    — Christine, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I was disappointed with this book and more disappointed that People magazine actually recommended it. "

    — Brandie, 1/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I loved this book! There were so many things I could relate to being a SAHM. "

    — Rasa, 1/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I loved reading this book. Great beach read, especially for stay at home and PTO moms. Though parts of the book are a little silly and outrageous, Lucy will have you feeling a little better about your own life. "

    — Cristina, 12/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Nice change from regular reads. So funny and I think allot of moms can really relate to this book and see the lighter side of motherhood! "

    — Cindi, 11/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Ahh, this is what happens when Bridget Jones has kids and becomes a stay at home mom. The whole infidelity thing was not my favorite part, but the crazy lady sure made me laugh (and maybe feel a little better about myself!) And the fact that the narrator was a lovely British lady didn't hurt. "

    — Lori, 11/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Very funny. Certainly could relate to some of the antics. "

    — Beth, 10/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Hysterical! Laugh outloud funny. I read this over a year ago and I still find myself telling people stories out of that book! I actually bought a second copy! "

    — Emily, 8/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " great beach read... had some LOL moments in mommy-hood... plus the fact that she sticks her foot in her mouth constantly.... think sending private emails to the entire Parent Group at school kind of stuff (: "

    — Sandi, 7/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book is hilarious! The main character, Lucy, is flawed but ultimately you are really able to relate to her. The book gives a really interesting view on marriage and motherhood and was just a pleasure to read. I couldn't put it down and was up till 2am finishing it. "

    — Hannah, 4/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " unfortunately, I couldn't get through this one. hope to try again later. "

    — Tracey, 11/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Witty, funny and a quick read!! "

    — Eve, 11/24/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Just a light read in between heavy stuff. The author captures the harried life that so many of us mothers lead pretty well, with some fun sprinkled in. "

    — Juliej, 10/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interesting take in motherhood. Definitely some laugh out loud moments- however, the children were strangely missing. "

    — Vanessa, 9/13/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not the best book I have ever read, but it was pretty funny. Being a Mom, I could totally relate to some of the crazy things that happen to her and some of the feelings she felt. "

    — Emily, 1/20/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " its so enjoyable and the plot is twisty for a school mum. "

    — Rebecca, 12/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I could relate to the characters and themes of this one. It was a fun read. "

    — Lauri, 12/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved this one. Thanks Liz "

    — Muriel, 10/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " If Bridget Jones became a mum, this is what she'd be like. A hilarious read...highly recommended. "

    — Sarah, 8/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A "stay at home mom" must read. Funny from the start. "

    — Gloria, 6/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Laugh out loud funny and enjoyed feeling much more organized! "

    — Colleen, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fantastically well written book. It lost it's 5th star by ending in some kind of carry-on farce after being an astute, whilst humerous look at relationships. "

    — Andie, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Ahh, this is what happens when Bridget Jones has kids and becomes a stay at home mom. The whole infidelity thing was not my favorite part, but the crazy lady sure made me laugh (and maybe feel a little better about myself!) And the fact that the narrator was a lovely British lady didn't hurt. "

    — Lori, 4/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Slummy Mummy is the YES! to a mom's everyday " is this really my life?!?!". The great thing is that she makes you happy it is your life, and helps you find the humor in the every day things that you do, well, every day! Long live SSD's by the way ;) "

    — Jen, 1/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Hysterical.....perfect reading when you need a good laugh!! Many moms will relate...I swear she was writing about me and all my scenarios!!!! "

    — Teresa, 12/14/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Fantastic!!!! As a stay-at-home mom, this book had me laughing out loud! Really terrific! I couldn't put it down! "

    — Jeannette, 12/9/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny...day to day life of a modern motherhood. Bridget Jones with 3 boys. "

    — Jayen, 10/21/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Funny first read for me by British chick lit author Fiona ONeill. Loved the byline comparing Lucy Sweeney to Bridget Jones years later with kids-perfect summation. Would like to reaf more Lucy Sweeney secret adventures. "

    — Cathy, 9/24/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I found this book funny and easy to read. I went through it quickly and enjoyed the story. It is a simple, funny easy book. "

    — Nat, 7/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved this one. Thanks Liz "

    — Muriel, 6/30/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Found it funny from a mom perspective. Not sure if it would be as funny otherwise... it might be terrifying? My daughter said I was laughing out loud while reading this "

    — Kristinpuryear, 6/21/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " pretty silly so far - but light & entertaining - good for gardening & walking Gus. Truly bubblegum... never got any more intelligent - very predictable ending. "

    — Ann, 5/31/2010

About Fiona Neill

Fiona Neill is a novelist and a journalist. Her previous novel, Slummy Mummy, based on her hugely popular column in the London Times, was widely acclaimed and went on to become a Sunday Times bestseller that sold in twenty-five countries. Neill lives in North London with her husband and three children.

About Katherine Kellgren

Katherine Kellgren (1969–2018), narrator and actress, appeared onstage in London, New York, and Frankfurt, including in the role of Laura in a regional production of The Glass Menagerie and appearances on Comedy Central. In recognition of her mastery of audiobook narration, she received many honors, including the prestigious Audie Awards, with four for best female narrator; the Odyssey Award; Publishers Weekly Listen Up Award; dozens of AudioFile magazine Earphones Awards; an AudioFile Golden Voice Award; Booklist Voice of Choice award; and acclaim from press and listener reviews.