Silence is a Scary Sound: And Other Stories on Living Through the Terrible Twos and Threes Audiobook, by Clint Edwards Play Audiobook Sample

Silence is a Scary Sound: And Other Stories on Living Through the Terrible Twos and Threes Audiobook

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Read By: Joe Hempel Publisher: Tantor Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: November 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781541404663

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

33

Longest Chapter Length:

16:04 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

03:45 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

08:41 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

4

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Publisher Description

I'd gone to college. I'd written for the New York Times. I had a solid credit score. How did I end up here?

After his breakout hit book I'm Sorry . . . Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales, this time from the "terrible twos" and "threenager" phases each of his kids went through.

His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up . . . and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughter's car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick.

With essays like Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives, Poop Doesn't Go Easily Down a Tub Drain, Dad's Never the Favorite, and Face It—You'll Never Pee Alone, Clint knows exactly what's "terrible" about the twos . . . and threes.

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About Clint Edwards

Clint Edwards is the creator of the daddy blog No Idea What I’m Doing. He is a staff writer for Scary Mommy and a parenting contributor to the New York Times and the Washington Post. He has been featured on Good Morning America, the Today show, and The View. He lives in Oregon with his wife and three children.

About Joe Hempel

Joe Hempel, best known for his rich narrations, has entertained listeners with over one hundred audiobooks in genres ranging from horror and mystery to science fiction, romance, and personal development.