What happens when overthinking realtor Laurie is taught by magazine listicles and the Internet to find a man? She hides the bodies of her rejects beneath the finest Maryland properties. Laurie is the ultra-relatable protagonist who is ready to strangle the romantic comedy genre and finish it off with one of her many outlandish murder weapons, such as a raw chicken tenderloin in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This spicy dark comedy brings validation to the masses who are repressing their most cringe-worthy dating tales.
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"What a fun ride- This did not disappoint and I thought I was going to shit my pants with laughter on the way to work. "
— Bea (5 out of 5 stars)
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— Felicia Ronaldo, 11/27/2024