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Rob Delaney is a father, a husband, a comedian, a writer. He is the author of an endless stream of beautiful, insane jokes on Twitter. He is sober. He is sometimes brave. He speaks French. He loves women with abundant pubic hair and saggy naturals. He has bungee jumped off of the Manhattan Bridge. He enjoys antagonizing political figures. He listens to metal while he works out. He likes to fart. He broke into an abandoned mental hospital with his mother. He played Sir Lancelot in Camelot. He has battled depression. He is funny as s***. He cleans up well. He is friends with Margaret Atwood. He is lucky to be alive.

Listen to these hilarious and heartbreaking true stories and learn how Rob came to be the man he is today.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not ‘done it again.’ Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He’s peaked.”

    Judd Apatow

  • “A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”

    Jimmy Kimmel

  • “Rob’s transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”

    Seth Meyers

  • “Candid and conversational, this memoir shows there’s more to Delaney than pithy tweets.”

    Kirkus Reviews

  • “All it takes to be as funny as Rob Delaney is luck, good timing, deep compassion, reckless imaginative agility, a flawless grasp of the inner workings of language, and criminally vast quantities of mojo. What a jerk.”

    Teju Cole, author of Open City

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