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Download Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (10,149 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Rob Grant Narrator: Chris Barrie Publisher: Laughing Stock Productions Ltd Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: June 2008 ISBN:
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When Lister got drunk, he really got drunk!

After celebrating his birthday with a Monopoly-board pub crawl around London, he came to in a burger bar on one of Saturns moons, wearing a lady's pink crimplene hat and a pair of yellow fishing waders, with no money and a passport in the name of Emily Berkenstein.

Joining the Space Corps seemed a good idea. Red Dwarf, a clapped out spaceship, was bound for Earth. It never made it, leaving Lister as the last remaining member of the human race, three million light years from Earth, with only a dead man, a senile computer, and a highly evolved cat for company.

They begin their journey home. On the way, they'll break the light barrier. They'll meet Einstein, Archimedes, God, and Norman Wisdom...and discover an alternative plane of reality. Download and start listening now!

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Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Katy | 2/20/2014

    " Audiobook version. A reread from... at least ten years ago, I think. While I generally find it quite cringey to listen to Chris Barrie doing all the voices for extended periods of time, the chapters of this audiobook are only about six minutes long so I managed to deal with it (also the Cat doesn't have too much dialogue...) I enjoyed this a lot. I'd forgotten a lot of the BTL stuff (Juanita Chicata... lol what a "Brazilian" name wow). I knew the books were more depressing than the series, but this was about 1000 times more depressing than I remembered as well. But interesting! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Katey | 2/14/2014

    " If you like the Red Dwarf series, you'll like this book! It's got all the stuff you love about the series with added campiness! It's more like an entire series in and of itself instead of one small part of the series which makes it amazing! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lori | 2/10/2014

    " I'm a huge fan of the series... and definitely a huge fan of it in book form. Rob Grant and Doug Naylor definitely were successful in transferring the dry wit and sarcastic humor of the show Red Dwarf to the series of books. I've read this book a gajillion times and I know I will read it again. I'm also such a huge geek I own the audio version (actually the best is the "Radio Show" audio version -- effing brilliant) and I listen to it far too frequently. It's still funny. Dare I use the words "comic genius?!" "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Stephanie | 1/21/2014

    " Excellent airplane reading - funny even after seeing the TV show in which the same things happen. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dylan Palmer | 1/19/2014

    " Not the greatest piece of sci-fi literature ever written, but if you like the show you'll like the book. Also, if you've tried showing your friends the Red Dwarf series and they've looked at you like there's something wrong with your brain that you're laughing at this, it might be a good introduction to those who did not grow up watching it. Basically the book covers the first six episodes of the series with parts added to explain what you don't quite understand in the show. A must read for fans. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Linda | 1/15/2014

    " We created a new verb based on a character of the book "rimmerizing. Read the book and find out what it means. It goes way beyond procrastination. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Sheila | 1/8/2014

    " Funny and entertaining for any fans of the TV series. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Paul bailey | 12/6/2013

    " The end came on a bit to fast and I felt it was a little disjointed from the rest of the book, I hope the next book will resolve this "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Bianca | 12/3/2013

    " ah... british humor... an acquired taste, but well worth the effort "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Didi | 10/18/2013

    " A hilarious read, will recommend others though I doubt I'll re-read it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Graham Aisthorpe-watts | 10/16/2013

    " Very enjoyable read and great to see different aspects to some of the tv series scripts - looking forward to reading the next one "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Stephen | 9/14/2013

    " cheap fiction, but alot of laffs "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Neil | 8/5/2013

    " As ever, the book is better than the TV/movie . . . although it does make me want to watch Series 1 again on DVD. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Anita | 10/6/2012

    " I've just re-read it and it's still funny 20 years later. I didn't like the TV series. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jared | 7/14/2012

    " Not quite as funny as I'd hoped, but there were shining moments in there where I laughed out loud. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rob Walter | 9/29/2011

    " Just about as good as this genre (humorous sci-fi) can get. Not quite as poignant as Douglas Adams at his best, so not quite five stars. Read it on your holiday or on your commute. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Randy Smith | 7/5/2011

    " This is funny sometimes and just stupid others, it's a pretty good book if you like a few laughs. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Monique | 6/5/2011

    " My copy of this is quite odd, it was bound incorrectly so that chunks of the pages are in the wrong order. Nevertheless, I struggled on to read one of the best books based on a television series (or, perhaps, the other way around). "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Victoria | 11/25/2010

    " Absolutely hysterical. I loved every minute of it. It used to be one of my favourites that I read and re-read. If you like the TV show, this has so much more, giving the reader a bigger insight to the characters and their lives as well as allowing some nostalgic moments from the series come through. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 A Book Addict (pirogoeth) | 9/28/2010

    " This is a brilliant blending of what happened in season 1 with much more detail that they weren't able to put into the show. It's great. And it leads perfectly into Better than Life! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Karen | 6/30/2010

    " Hilarious! The audio version is well-narrated, as well. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Zach | 12/24/2009

    " Amusing, definitely makes me want to see the old tv series... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Tammy | 10/27/2009

    " Book that created the characters for the science fiction tv show Red Dwarf. It was fun to find out how they ended up on the space ship together but without any other people on this huge ship lightyears away from Earth. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tim Lepczyk | 10/14/2009

    " Funny good stuff. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Oliver Copsey | 2/16/2009

    " Haha, cool/great. Onto the next! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jordan | 2/6/2009

    " The synopsis compares this book to Douglas Adams, which isn't quite fair--this can never measure up to that standard. But it is nevertheless a delightfully quirky sci-fi novel that was better than I expected..... "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Paul Mclaughlan | 11/17/2008

    " Ah! The great seeking of 'Hitchhiker's' light! I actually do love this book, and it has such a wonderful media relationship which has allowed me to connect my enjoyment of it with other, less geekier than myself. Still wish the sequels hadn't been so... err... different in tone. "

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