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Download Real Ponies Don't Go Oink! Audiobook (Unabridged)

Extended Audio Sample Real Ponies Dont Go Oink! (Unabridged), by Patrick McManus
4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (760 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Patrick McManus Narrator: Norman Dietz Publisher: Recorded Books Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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You don't have to be a hunter or camper to enjoy this collection of hilarious stories by a writer who is often compared to Mark Twain and Garrison Keillor. In fact, the charm of Patrick F. McManus' work is that it provides plenty of reasons for staying indoors, surrounded by friendly appliances.

You'll laugh aloud as McManus and his friends, including Rancid and Crazy Eddie, venture into the great outdoors to face formidable foes like truck campers, tackle boxes, and boat engines. Digging into his vast knapsack of anecdotes, McManus offers them as guides for the bumpier trails of life.

Although his stories are wacky, McManus never resorts to profanity or crudity, even when he is considering Teenagers from Hell or Strange Meets Matilda Jean. Narrator Norman Dietz perfectly captures the baffled lunacy that characterizes these reminiscences and quests for the sportsman's perfect moment. Download and start listening now!


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  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Rebecca | 2/20/2014

    " Disappointing after reading the book and laughing until my stomach hurt. The audio barely elicited a chuckle. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Lea | 2/12/2014

    " Patrick McManus is one of my absolute fave authors of all times. Normally I'm not into "outdoorsy" stuff, like fishing, hunting, and camping, but these stories are great! XD Each book is a compilation of humorous stories about the great outdoors. Some of the stories are from McManus's childhood, while some are from the present. McManus gets lost in, grouches at, runs away from, and lectures about, all things outdoorsman-like. I can't get enough of these lol books!! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Mechel | 2/10/2014

    " Add this one to our favorites list - even our young boys are reading them now. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Tiffany | 1/30/2014

    " Great funny clean read! I've heard all his books are just as good. "

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