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Download Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (875 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Helene Boudreau Narrator: Jen Taylor Publisher: Dreamscape Media Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: December 2010 ISBN:
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Fourteen-year-old Jade feels like a freak of nature when she finally gets her first period in the mall. It gets worse when she runs into handsome Luke Martin in the feminine products aisle while her dad Googles menstruation on his phone. But freak takes on a whole new meaning when hormones bring on another metamorphosis, complete with scales and a tail. When Jade learns she's inherited her mermaid tendencies from her late mother, it raises the question: if Mom was a mermaid, how did she drown?

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Listener Opinions

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Christina | 2/2/2014

    " This book was definitely too young for me. I was bored and annoyed with the characters. I bought this book bc it was only $0.99 on Amazon and I figured it would be a fun, easy read. It ended up putting me behind schedule w/the amount of books I want to read this year. This might be a fantastic boom for a 13 year old but I would not recommend it it for an adult who occasionally dabbles in YA for a quick read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Meredith | 2/2/2014

    " i liked this book fast paed i finished it in a day cant wait to read the second one. It was funny cute and enjoyable "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jen Petro-Roy | 1/30/2014

    " Quite adorable. A genuine middle-grade main character. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Emily Abarca | 1/28/2014

    " My sister bought the book and I didn't expect much, but once I picked up this book I realized how good it was! It was unexpected by the way Jade is and it's also really funny! I just love the humor! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Madame Butterfly | 1/21/2014

    " I was really excited to read this book. I did enjoy it. It was pretty funny and I really needed to read a mermaid book so this was a great relief. But it wasn't exactly what I wanted. I felt like it wasn't magical enough. It was also pretty pretictible. I know its a pretty negative review but it just didn't wow me. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Angie | 1/15/2014

    " A little too YA for my tastes, but very original! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Phoe | 12/28/2013

    " I would have loved this book as a kid. As it is, it's short, really funny and fun to read. The chocolate mug cake recipe at the end is a nifty bonus. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jocelyn | 12/18/2013

    " I REALY liked this one "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Becky Pinson | 9/21/2013

    " Cute story! Easy plot, quick read with an "aawwwww" feeling at the end! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Veronica Cespedes | 8/24/2013

    " It was a super good book...i really recommend it:) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Hilary Sierpinski | 8/22/2013

    " I do not read coming of age stories, but I'll follow Jade anywhere! A great read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Alison | 7/15/2013

    " I loved this book it was wonderful "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mansi | 6/20/2013

    " It was okay, nothing too special. It was funny at times, but other than that, I can't say much. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Hana Chaney | 11/9/2012

    " I LOVE THIS BOOK.....IT HAS MERMAIDS!!!!!!!! I loved how Jade goes on a wild adventure, how she discovers her, um, fishy secret. I like how Luke was a mer. too! Talk about a twist! I would TOTALLY recommend this book to a friend! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Alexis Duffy | 4/9/2012

    " this book is just fabulous. I couldn't put it down. took me all night but I finished it! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jodi Meadows | 10/28/2011

    " This is adorable! I absolutely loved it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Andrea Dillon | 8/10/2011

    " I really liked this one and so didn't see the ending happening and normally I am pretty good at figuring it out. Great book :) "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Ruth | 4/29/2011

    " I'm not really sure why this book got published, because 1) The dialogue is clumsy and well... bad. and 2) The author kinda overdid it on cliches. Oh boy. What was I thinking when I started reading this book? "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Annie | 3/17/2011

    " Really cute book for tweens! This novel has just the right amount of sass to keep those tweens reading on. The voice is really fresh and the story is really cute, but is a little lower aged than what I perfer to read.

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Connie | 3/7/2011

    " Jade is having a rough year...she turns 13, loses her mom, gets her period and becomes a mermaid. Fun, quick read for girls who like romance and fantasy. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Debbie | 3/6/2011

    " Not at all the type of book I like, very girly but good for tween looking for books dealing with adolescent issues (period, boys, girl frienships..) with fishy flair ...could have been a little shorter but overall okay "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Hilary | 3/4/2011

    " I do not read coming of age stories, but I'll follow Jade anywhere! A great read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Danyelle | 1/28/2011

    " 4.5 out of 5 stars. I really enjoyed the voice and the world building. The opening scene with the dad in the "Female Aisle" was priceless. :p I can't wait for the sequel! There were a few uses of the Lord's name in vain. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kip | 1/22/2011

    " What a fun read! Jade is such a likable heroine, and she pulls us along with us in her adventure as she adjusts to life as a teenager - and a mermaid! Such a real voice and a heartwarming story. Best of all, the fantastic plot twist at the end has me drooling for the sequel already. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Yanet | 1/22/2011

    " Its so cute!! i love the ending
    i hope there's a second book "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jen | 1/13/2011

    " Quite adorable. A genuine middle-grade main character. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Colleen | 1/3/2011

    " What a wonderful, charming, cute book! Seriously. Everyone should read it.

    Oh, and if there isn't a sequel in the works, we may have a problem. :P "

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