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Download Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (875 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Helene Boudreau Narrator: Jen Taylor Publisher: Dreamscape Media Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Fourteen-year-old Jade feels like a freak of nature when she finally gets her first period in the mall. It gets worse when she runs into handsome Luke Martin in the feminine products aisle while her dad Googles menstruation on his phone. But freak takes on a whole new meaning when hormones bring on another metamorphosis, complete with scales and a tail. When Jade learns she's inherited her mermaid tendencies from her late mother, it raises the question: if Mom was a mermaid, how did she drown?

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  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Christina | 2/2/2014

    " This book was definitely too young for me. I was bored and annoyed with the characters. I bought this book bc it was only $0.99 on Amazon and I figured it would be a fun, easy read. It ended up putting me behind schedule w/the amount of books I want to read this year. This might be a fantastic boom for a 13 year old but I would not recommend it it for an adult who occasionally dabbles in YA for a quick read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Meredith | 2/2/2014

    " i liked this book fast paed i finished it in a day cant wait to read the second one. It was funny cute and enjoyable "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Jen Petro-Roy | 1/30/2014

    " Quite adorable. A genuine middle-grade main character. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Emily Abarca | 1/28/2014

    " My sister bought the book and I didn't expect much, but once I picked up this book I realized how good it was! It was unexpected by the way Jade is and it's also really funny! I just love the humor! "

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