In the eyes of Nadine, a polygamist and serial bride, nudging her husbands into heaven is a testament to love. Even Nancy Neptune, a notorious shock jock, is gobsmacked by Nadine's so-called “Celestial Send-Offs.” Things go to hell in a hurry when Nadine offs the wrong guy and is charged with assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Blue McKenna has problems of her own. A power outage has leveled Blue's medical marijuana dispensary. Scottie Sphincter, lead singer of a band called The Rectal Surgeons, is fingered as a suspect. Blue makes an unusual discovery as she works to unmask the inscrutable Sphincter. Using witty narratives, a cast of nine actors transport listeners to Navel, Utah, a place where voyages to the afterlife are done with God Speed. Cosmic mirth and hilarity abound in Quirky Killers. You'll die laughing!
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Adele Park is an Audie Award–winning writer, producer, and editor at Straight to Audio Productions, LLC. Prior to opening her recording studio, Park spent twenty years working as a TV and radio reporter, news anchor, and on-air personality. Her first audiobook, When Radio and Polygamy Collide … Jitters: A Quirky Little Audiobook, received a 2011 Audie Award from the Audio Publishers Association for Multivoiced Performance and landed a spot on Jimmy Fallon’s Do Not Read List.
Bishop T. D. Jakes is one of the world’s most widely recognized pastors and a New York Times bestselling author of over thirty books. Named by Time magazine as “America’s Best Preacher,” his message of healing and restoration is unparalleled, transcending cultural and denominational barriers. Jakes is the founder and senior pastor of The Potter’s House, which has a congregation of over thirty thousand. His weekly television outreach, The Potter’s House, and his daily television program, The Potter’s Touch, have become favorites throughout America, Africa, Australia, Europe, and the Caribbean. Jakes lives in Dallas with his wife, Serita.
Jack de Golia has narrated over seventy-five audiobooks in a wide range of genres. His narrations include the Project series by Alex Lukeman and Remembering the Battle of the Crater by Kevin Levin.
Abby Elvidge grew up in Normal, Illinois and studied theatre at Columbia College in Chicago. While in Chicago she played Carter in Uncommon Women and Others by Wendy Wasserstein, Viola in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, Cassandra in Euripides’ The Trojan Women, and Lydie in the original production of John Guare’s Lydie Breeze. After several years of working as a paleobotanist at The Desert Research Institute, she returned to the field of acting as a voiceover artist, specializing in character work for games and animation, and developing an intense passion for audiobook narration.
Iva-Marie Palmer is the author of The Summers and The End of the World as We Know It. She grew up in Chicago’s south suburbs and now lives in Los Angeles with her husband.