Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Mans Fundamentals for Delicious Living Audiobook, by Nick Offerman Play Audiobook Sample

Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living Audiobook

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Read By: Nick Offerman Publisher: Penguin Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2013 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780698135710

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

17

Longest Chapter Length:

76:56 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

04:01 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

38:15 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

6

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Publisher Description

Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.   It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

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“Not only does he recall his life, but he also offers chuckle-worthy anecdotes, diagrams, even a haiku…Ron Swanson would be proud.”

— Booklist 

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  • “It is thought-provoking, profane, and frequently hilarious.”

    — Publishers Weekly

Awards

  • A New York Times bestseller
  • A Publishers Weekly bestseller
  • A Los Angeles Times bestseller

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About Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman is an actor, humorist, woodworker, and narrator who has won the prestigious Audie Award for best narration as well as numerous Earphones Awards. He has appeared in the television shows Will & Grace, Parks & Recreation, and Children’s Hospital, the movies Somebody Up There Likes Me, Kings of Summer, Infinity Baby, and Smashed, and the comedy tour Summer of 69: No Apostrophe.