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Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date Audiobook
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"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face."
So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend...and she's barely even been on a second date.
Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie's loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie's shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie's ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself -- a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that "Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot."
Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.
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“Reading Never Have I Ever is a bit like reliving your most awkward moments—but in the best way, because this time, the cringe-worthy moments are happening to someone else. Anyone who’s ever swooned over a boy whose name she didn’t even know or over-analyzed a text message from a crush will see herself in Katie Heaney. You’ll relate to her frustrations and admire her confidence, and probably wish she was your best friend.”
— Rachel Bertsche, New York Times bestselling author of MWF SEEKING BFF
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“Charming, honest, original and amusing…Don’t let the breezy language or topic fool you—this is also a brilliant examination of what it means to be a friend, a girl, and a human being. The first guy to take Heaney out will be very lucky; in the meantime, we her readers are the lucky ones.”
— Anna David, New York Times bestselling author of Party Girl -
“Katie Heaney is so hilariously fun to read that you may not notice right away how insightful she is about friendship, romance, and the essential weirdness of human relationships.”
— Emily Gould, author of And the Heart Says Whatever -
“What is most admirable and impressive about this book is how unflinchingly Katie is able to examine herself. As hilariously cutting as she is when describing the male objects of her desire, she’s also self-deprecating and introspective. And the book manages to point towards another (oft overlooked) great love in a woman’s life: that of her friends.”
— Chiara Atik, author of Modern Dating: A Field Guide -
“Astute and tremendously witty, Never Have I Ever chronicles the romantic travails (well, almost romantic) of the very funny Katie Heaney. At some points, I actually got tears in my eyes from laughing too hard.”
— Rebecca Harrington, author of Penelope -
“Hilarious and warm and thoughtful.”
— Edith Zimmerman, founder of TheHairpin.com
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About Katie Heaney
Katie Heaney is a writer and blogger whose writing has appeared on BuzzFeed, Outside Magazine online, New York magazine’s culture blog Vulture, Hairpin, Awl, and Glamour.com, among other places. She lives in New York City.