My name is Simon Nance. Originally from Surfside, California, new freshman at Alamo College, I'm still searching for a major that'll let me catch some rays at the beach. I figure, maybe marine bio or something.
Setting: a ranch near some podunk town east of the Pecos, west of Houston, and way, way, way south of civilization.
Problem: My date has a chaperone. A six-foot four dude with a shotgun the size of a small cannon, who's looking for an excuse to shoot me in the postremo.
Welcome to my world. Download and start listening now!