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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (520 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Michael Showalter Narrator: Michael Showalter Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet.

But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge...

Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!! Download and start listening now!


Quotes & Awards

  • Mr. Funny Pants is unlike any book I've ever read. It's this weird, hilarious, choose-your-own-adventure inside Michael Showalter's brain-which is, of course, brilliant. I was at first skeptical of the premise of deconstructing the process of writing a book, but 10 pages in, I was literally crying with laughter and by the time he got to analyzing his own high school poetry, I could no longer read the book in public without embarrassing myself.”

    Mike Birbiglia, New York Times bestselling author of Sleepwalk With Me

  • He can make anything funny. Paul Rudd, actor
  • “Showalter is a comic genius. This is, cover to cover, the funniest book I've ever read!”

    Ben Stiller

  • “Here's the deal: I think Michael Showalter is a genius. And I don't use that term lightly. This book is brave, merciless, and soulful and I think that by that I actually mean stupid, smart and very funny (I mostly just wanted to use the word "merciless" in a sentence.) If you see it on a friend's shelf do yourself a favor and just take it. Not the shelf. Just the book. Unless of course you need a shelf. Merciless!”

    Paul Rudd

  • “Showalter, Michael has written a very clever book. And he has written about writing a book, cleverly. Showalter, Michael asked me to write a blurb. It was easy to do-here it is: 'I very much really really liked this Mr. Funny Pants-a book so enjoyable that blurbing about it is so very easy.”

    Zach Galifianakis

  • “I read Michael's book on a train. It was funny and engaging. I also once took a train with Michael. I wish that Michael, as a passenger sitting next to me, was as funny and engaging as his book was.”

    Janeane Garofalo

  • “Procrastination in written form. This book, like all great works, is honest, absurd and absolutely pointless.”

    Amy Poehler

Listener Opinions

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Patricia | 2/16/2014

    " There are a few fleeting funny bits in this thing, but overwhelmingly it's a bust. Just not funny. Gives the lie to the whole "Mr. Funny Pants" thing. The guy is trying way too hard. The book is much too long and many stretches are just plain boring. Some of this stuff might be amusing as part of a stand-up routine, depending on how it's delivered, but on the page many of the passages fall hopelessly flat and just seem self-indulgent. Stay away. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Rachelr | 2/13/2014

    " there were def a few gems in here which were absolutely hilarious, though overall i was a little disappointed. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Katie | 1/25/2014

    " This book was incredible. It literally had me looking like an idiot, laughing out loud at some points. I was really glad to see that while the book was as funny as promised, it was really well written also. Michael has a great vocabulary and it was refreshing to read a book by a comedian that was as good of a read as it was funny. I definitely would recommend this to anyone who is a fan of Michael's and even to people who aren't. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Sue-Ellen | 12/29/2013

    " I just couldn't find the humor in this book. I didn't even finish it I couldn't struggle through it any longer. I had hoped to like it but didn't. "

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