Publisher Description
Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that reading it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.
“FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”
—Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose
“ASTOUNDING problems at the sentence level and beyond.”
—Dr. Roger Johns, Ph. D.
“S. D. SMITH IS in dire need of A GENIUS editor.”
—Art Simonson, Inner Ring Magazine
“This author had nothing MUCH BETTER to do THAN destroy the language of DICKENS, SHAKESPEARE, AUSTEN!”
—Yammy Tork, Good Lit Guild
S. D. Smith has been called “America’s aft-most wordsmith” and is the award-losing author of more than ten books and less than thirty-seven books. He is half-man, half-rabbit, and half-mathematician. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children, because it would be kinda weird to live with some other family and super weird not to live in West Virginia.
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About S. D. Smith
S. D. Smith was born and raised in the hills and hollows of Appalachia, but spent many years in the foothills of the Dragon Mountains in South Africa. Sam loves spending time with his family, reading stories, and enjoying soccer. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and their four children.
About the Narrators
Sarah Mackenzie is an author, speaker, and podcast host. She created the Read-Aloud Revival podcast in 2014 to help families all over the world to fall in love with books, which resulted in a highly rated show with millions of downloads. She homeschools their six children and considers it her high calling to make sure they are well-stocked in the best books she can find.
Gina Smith is a technology and science journalist and author. She is the author of The Genomics Age, which Barron’s named one of the top twenty books of 2005. Gina was the first technology correspondent for ABC News, and she has made several appearances on Good Morning America and World News Tonight with Peter Jennings. From 1990 to 2000, she authored “Inside Silicon Valley,” an award-winning column in the San Francisco Sunday Chronicle.