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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (1,668 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Robert Kroese Narrator: Kevin Stillwell Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Mercury Series Release Date:
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Christine Temetri is at her wits’ end. For years she’s covered the increasingly bizarre activities of End Times cults for the Banner, a religious news magazine. Yet Christine, who once dreamed of being a “real” writer, has nothing to show for the gig other than a regular paycheck and serious doubt Armageddon will occur in time for her next deadline. But after a mysterious man entrusts her with a locked briefcase and orders to “take it to Mercury,” Christine finds herself face-to-face with a ping-pong-playing angel by the name of Galileo Mercury.

It seems Mercury was sent from heaven to make preparations for Armageddon, yet became sidetracked by the earthly delights he discovered: Rice Krispy treats, table tennis, and beer, just to name a few. Mercury’s concern for the fate of mankind is middling at best, but he is happy to educate Christine on the details of the elaborate, if poorly organized, calamity to come.

When Christine inadvertently saves the Antichrist, an obnoxious, thirtysomething gamer who still lives with his mother, from celestial assassination, she begins an ambitious battle to stop the Apocalypse and save the world. But the heavenly host is nothing if not persistent, and Christine, aided only by an apathetic angel and a reluctant Antichrist, has her work cut out for her.

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  • “Clever, inventive, and original, Kroese’s hilarious romp has cult favorite written all over it.”


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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Roy | 2/4/2014

    " If you loved Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, then you'll love this book. Same irreverent humor and wry commentary on human nature. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Carol Waller | 2/2/2014

    " Devilish fun. Angelic antics. It's the end of world as we know, only not. Irreligious and snarky, meet the old gods, same as the new gods, and the angels, cherubim and seraphim., thrones, dominions and principalities. Yes, there will be a test to see if you are keeping your Archangels and ordinary angels straight. If you pass, Armageddon averted. If not, check your linoleum pattern; it may be a portal. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Tony | 1/30/2014

    " This book had a fun tone, very Douglas Adams. It also had some rather funny ideas on the bureaucracy of heaven and hell "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Katy | 1/17/2014

    " A very funny, light read, with a lot of creativity, I thought. Dry, ironic humor... "

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