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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (186 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Kevin Bleyer Narrator: Kevin Bleye Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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The United States Constitution promised a “more perfect union.” It’s a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution—one that didn’t trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says … until now.

Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are looking at it. But first, some historical context: in the eighteenth century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and, over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the United States of America. Not bad. In the nineteenth century, a president named Abraham Lincoln freed an entire people from the flaws in that Constitution by signing the Emancipation Proclamation. Pretty impressive. And in the twentieth century, a doctor at the Bethesda Naval Hospital delivered a baby—but not just any baby. Because in the twenty-first century, that baby would become a man, that man would become a patriot, and that patriot would rescue a country—by single-handedly rewriting that Constitution. But why?

We think of our Constitution as the painstakingly designed blueprint drawn up by, in Thomas Jefferson’s words, an “assembly of demigods” who laid the foundation for the sturdiest republic ever created. The truth is, it was no blueprint at all but an Etch A Sketch, a haphazard series of blunders, shaken clean and redrawn countless times during a summer of petty debates, drunken ramblings, and desperate compromise—as much the product of an “assembly of demigods” as a confederacy of dunces. No wonder George Washington wished it “had been made more perfect.” No wonder Benjamin Franklin stomached it only “with all its faults.” The Constitution they wrote is a hot mess. For starters, it doesn’t mention slavery, or democracy, or even Facebook; it plays favorites among the states; it has typos, smudges, and misspellings; and its Preamble, its most famous passage, was written by a man with a peg leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on. [Pause for laughter]. Now stop laughing. Because what you now behold is more than a book; it is the most important document of our time. Its creator, Daily Show writer Kevin Bleyer, paid every price, bore every burden, and saved every receipt in his quest to assure the salvation of our nation’s founding charter. He flew to Greece, the birthplace of democracy. He bused to Philly, the home of independence. He went toe-to-toe (face-to-face) with Scalia. He added nightly confabs with James Madison to his daily consultations with Jon Stewart. He tracked down not one but two John Hancocks—to make his version twice as official. He even read the Constitution of the United States. So prepare yourselves, fellow patriots, for the most significant literary event of the twenty-first, twentieth, nineteenth, and latter part of the eighteenth centuries. Me the People won’t just form a “more perfect union—it will save America.

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  • A 2013 Audie Award Finalist for Humor

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  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Mark | 2/3/2014

    " OK...I enjoyed the joke for a while, but it played out too slowly for me. And I found Bleyer's suggested rewrites stupid. I think I would enjoy a straight history of the writing of the constitution better. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Kate | 2/1/2014

    " Historical and humorous, though I didn't find it laugh-out-loud funny. It's an enjoyable way to brush up on Constitutional history and the Bill of Rights, and Bleyer uses clever titles for his chapters ("Yes, Virginia, There is a Supremacy Clause"). Some interesting trivia tidbits here too; James Madison wanted to create a post for a Secretary of Beer, and Thomas Jefferson thought the Constitution should be re-written every 19 years. A fun and engaging read for the election season... "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Anita | 1/20/2014

    " An unfortunate number of snarky, smart-ass comments make this look at our less-than perfect Constitution a frustrating read. Just read the original documents and figure things out for yourself. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Heather | 1/9/2014

    " Not only is this a hoot, but you learn a lot of great info on the founding of our nation and the Constitution too! Highly recommend it. "

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About the Author

Kevin Bleyer is an Emmy Award–winning writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Before rewriting the Constitution, Bleyer co-authored the #1 New York Times bestseller Earth: The Book, and negotiated bipartisan consensus as a writer and producer for Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher and Dennis Miller. He is a term member of the Council on Foreign Relations, so he secretly runs the government already. He lives in New York, where he regularly poses for portraits.