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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (186 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Kevin Bleyer Narrator: Kevin Bleyer Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: May 2012 ISBN: 9780449009147
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The United States Constitution promised a “more perfect union.” It’s a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution—one that didn’t trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says … until now.

Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are looking at it. But first, some historical context: in the eighteenth century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and, over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the United States of America. Not bad. In the nineteenth century, a president named Abraham Lincoln freed an entire people from the flaws in that Constitution by signing the Emancipation Proclamation. Pretty impressive. And in the twentieth century, a doctor at the Bethesda Naval Hospital delivered a baby—but not just any baby. Because in the twenty-first century, that baby would become a man, that man would become a patriot, and that patriot would rescue a country—by single-handedly rewriting that Constitution. But why?

We think of our Constitution as the painstakingly designed blueprint drawn up by, in Thomas Jefferson’s words, an “assembly of demigods” who laid the foundation for the sturdiest republic ever created. The truth is, it was no blueprint at all but an Etch A Sketch, a haphazard series of blunders, shaken clean and redrawn countless times during a summer of petty debates, drunken ramblings, and desperate compromise—as much the product of an “assembly of demigods” as a confederacy of dunces. No wonder George Washington wished it “had been made more perfect.” No wonder Benjamin Franklin stomached it only “with all its faults.” The Constitution they wrote is a hot mess. For starters, it doesn’t mention slavery, or democracy, or even Facebook; it plays favorites among the states; it has typos, smudges, and misspellings; and its Preamble, its most famous passage, was written by a man with a peg leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on. [Pause for laughter]. Now stop laughing. Because what you now behold is more than a book; it is the most important document of our time. Its creator, Daily Show writer Kevin Bleyer, paid every price, bore every burden, and saved every receipt in his quest to assure the salvation of our nation’s founding charter. He flew to Greece, the birthplace of democracy. He bused to Philly, the home of independence. He went toe-to-toe (face-to-face) with Scalia. He added nightly confabs with James Madison to his daily consultations with Jon Stewart. He tracked down not one but two John Hancocks—to make his version twice as official. He even read the Constitution of the United States. So prepare yourselves, fellow patriots, for the most significant literary event of the twenty-first, twentieth, nineteenth, and latter part of the eighteenth centuries. Me the People won’t just form a “more perfect union—it will save America.

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Quotes & Awards

  • I would rather read a constitution written by Kevin Bleyer than by the sharpest minds in the country. Jon Stewart
  • Bleyer takes a red pencil to democracy’s most hallowed laundry list. . . . Uproarious and fascinating. Reader’s Digest
  • I knew James Madison. James Madison was a friend of mine. Mr. Bleyer, you are no James Madison. But you sure are a heck of a lot more fun. Pulitzer Prize–winning historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Team of Rivals
  • Irresistible . . . an extraordinarily entertaining, enlightening and sometimes even wise combination of eye-opening scholarship about American constitutional history and rambunctious comedy. The Buffalo News
  • The Constitution has served us well for centuries. Thanks to Kevin Bleyer, those days are over. Stephen Colbert
  • Sharp and intensely witty . . . an endlessly enjoyable . . . experience. Publishers Weekly (starred review)
  • Two centuries from now, the finest robot documentarians from around the world will climb over one another to make the definitive film on the genesis of Kevin Bleyer’s brilliant constitution. Which makes me glad I’m alive today. Ken Burns, human director of The Civil War, The Congress, and Prohibition
  • As far as I know, Kevin Bleyer is an American citizen. So why shouldn’t he rewrite the Constitution? What do we want? A government controlled by elite, well educated wig-wearers who we all have to bow down to just because they are dead? So I say we give Bleyer a shot. John Hodgman, New York Times bestselling author and expert on all world knowledge
  • In Me the People, Kevin Bleyer makes a number of good points. And an even larger number of terrible ones. For the safety of the republic, we should all read this, to know what we’re up against if a guy like Bleyer ever finds himself in a position of real influence. Dave Eggers
  • A 2013 Audie Award Finalist for Humor

Listener Opinions

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Mark | 2/3/2014

    " OK...I enjoyed the joke for a while, but it played out too slowly for me. And I found Bleyer's suggested rewrites stupid. I think I would enjoy a straight history of the writing of the constitution better. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kate | 2/1/2014

    " Historical and humorous, though I didn't find it laugh-out-loud funny. It's an enjoyable way to brush up on Constitutional history and the Bill of Rights, and Bleyer uses clever titles for his chapters ("Yes, Virginia, There is a Supremacy Clause"). Some interesting trivia tidbits here too; James Madison wanted to create a post for a Secretary of Beer, and Thomas Jefferson thought the Constitution should be re-written every 19 years. A fun and engaging read for the election season... "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Anita | 1/20/2014

    " An unfortunate number of snarky, smart-ass comments make this look at our less-than perfect Constitution a frustrating read. Just read the original documents and figure things out for yourself. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Heather | 1/9/2014

    " Not only is this a hoot, but you learn a lot of great info on the founding of our nation and the Constitution too! Highly recommend it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Linda | 11/18/2013

    " Not only is this book very funny, but I learned a lot about the founding fathers and how they put the Constitution together. It's a great document, but not perfect, so maybe we should stop taking it so seriously. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Annmarie | 11/5/2013

    " Laughed a lot, learned a little. Was sometimes confused by facts versus humor. Worth the read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Bridget | 10/23/2013

    " Funny and informative ... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Peggie | 12/16/2012

    " The tone of this book got old after a while. The author tried to make light of events in history and a few puns and jokes are OK, but gets old after a while. It was interesting and I learned some things about the history of the constitution and that period in time. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Terri Jacobson | 11/12/2012

    " I really tried to like this book. I read 50 pages and simply found it to be too tedious. It's supposed to be a satirical look at and parody of our Constitution, and parts of it were mildly amusing, but it just wasn't enough to hold my attention. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jessica | 10/3/2012

    " Fantabulous! I will never look at the "old" Constitution again in quite the same way. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Serge Boucher | 7/9/2012

    " Interesting and often very funny. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ben Hauser | 6/4/2012

    " Solid, interesting, amusing read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Aloysius | 6/3/2012

    " Not the funniest jokes I've ever heard, but a useful way to point out the interesting tidbits and flaws in the highest law of the land. This would be useful reading for any high school civics class. "

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About the Author
Emmy Award winner Kevin Bleyer is an Emmy Award–winning writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, for which he has won multiple Emmy Awards. Before rewriting the Constitution, Bleyer co-authored the #1 New York Times bestseller Earth: The Book, and negotiated bipartisan consensus as a writer and producer for Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher and Dennis Miller. Since 2008, he has been a term member of the Council on Foreign Relations, so he secretly runs the government already. Bleyer lives in New York, where he regularly poses for portraits.