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Love Is a Canoe Audiobook, by Ben Schrank Play Audiobook Sample

Love Is a Canoe Audiobook

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Read By: Andrew Garman Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc. Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.50 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: February 2013 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781470341152

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

55

Longest Chapter Length:

28:20 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:29 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

12:00 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

The author of two critically acclaimed novels, Ben Schrank is especially adept at casting light on the nuances of human relationships. In Love Is a Canoe, Schrank introduces listeners to Peter Herman, who decades before wrote a much-beloved book on marriage. Now a widower, Peter finds himself in a new relationship and questioning his own advice. So when his publishing company decides to sponsor a contest for struggling couples - with an afternoon of his counseling as the grand prize - Peter must face up to the truth he's struggled with for far too long.

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"This satire of romance, "how to" books and the publishing world is a terrific read. The satire is simultaneously biting and kind. The characters are exquisitely drawn- "types" but not "stereotypes." It is cutting and very smart without being cynical. I wish I could give 4.5 stars. It didn't get 5 because the very last page is just a tad too sweet and pat. But the reading experience is near perfection- especially in the second half of the book. If you can't get into it give it 50 pages. It grows on you."

— Gerrybergstein (4 out of 5 stars)

Love Is a Canoe Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.789473684210526 out of 52.789473684210526 out of 52.789473684210526 out of 52.789473684210526 out of 52.789473684210526 out of 5 (2.79)
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  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Interesting story and comments about marriage "

    — Noel, 2/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is a book about relationships, love, and marriage, and what happens when a self-help author's truth is revealed. The characters aren't very likable, but I enjoyed the satire. "

    — Lisa, 2/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I am liking this book. It's a bit of a send up of self-help but gentle. And there's more depth to it than "send up" -- it's about the human heart, love, marriage, cheating, dying, children, siblings, envy...yep, it's all that. And I'm not even finished yet. Later...loved it right until the end:) "

    — Cynthia, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This might be a 4 star...definitely more than a 3, but not quite a 4. The story of Emily in a troubled marriage, but she doesn't yet know it's troubled...Peter the aging writer of a best seller marriage self help book from 20+ years ago based on a boyhood summer experience that may or may not have happened and Stella the publisher's low level worker bee trying to make her boss happy. All interesting characters that I cared about. Which is why this might really be a 4. "

    — Dawn, 1/30/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Pretty sappy and didn't really like the characters that much but at least I finished it. "

    — Kathleen, 1/23/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Mixed feeling on Love is a Canoe. I finished it but only just. It's a story about a sort of "marriage self help book" based on the writer's conversations with his grand parents when he was 13.In the present day Peter, the writer, is at a bit of a crossroads, when his publishing company approaches him with a competition to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his (only) book. We switch between Stella at the publishing company, Emily, the contest winner who is struggling in her marriage, and Peter , who is debating whether to move to San Franscisco with Maddie, his new love interest following the death of his wife. The fact is that his book is twee and patronising but it has continued to sell over the 50 years since it was first printed. The story ends following the unsuccessful contest winner weekend, and Peter making his choice about Maddie. "

    — Tony, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I'm having a hard time getting through this one, especially with all the modern stories that seem to be interwoven with the original book. "

    — Amy, 1/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I love(d?) this book so much I read it in two sittings and then started it over again. Warning: don't pick it up if you don't feel like dealing with the fact that love and relationships are the hardest things on earth. This book is brutally honest--but thankfully it's also freaking hysterical. "

    — Zoe, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Book about love and marriage - started off really strong but fell apart in last third of the book and the characters became unbelievable. "

    — Ghuntress, 12/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Fascinating study of marriage(s) - in many forms and what is considered acceptable and realistic from different perspectives and generations. "

    — Felice, 12/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I liked the premise of this book but hated the execution. Reading it felt like punishment. I'm not a quitter so I plodded through thinking "it has to get better, right?" Wrong. It just got worse. If love IS a canoe, no amount of frantic bailing would make me love this book. "

    — Hilary, 12/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I know I must have liked this a lot, because I finished it in a day. I just don't think I'm exactly sure why I liked it...perhaps I'll revisit this review after I've had a few days to let this book sit with me... "

    — Serina, 11/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was fairly awful. It started out as a possible 4-star because I found the concept creative. Then, the plot become painfully obvious and even the twists at the end weren't enough to save it. Overall, 2-star. Sadly, not worth the hype. "

    — Debra, 11/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book was about second chances, but not about marriage. It was an easy, light read but the ending was ultimately unsatisfying. "

    — Gwenny, 10/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not my favorite...a bit contrived. I would not recommend this book to other readers. Nice title, though... "

    — Cathy, 9/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Clever premise, multiple points of view, enjoyed more than I thought I would, wish peters character was a little more fleshed out "

    — Alissa, 9/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Loved the overlapping narratives and the way the characters' lives intersected in unexpected ways. They seemed to echo and build off each others hopes and frustrations. I admired the structure of how this book was put together. As a writer, I know it couldn't have been easy. "

    — Lindsay, 9/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Can't wait to get into this one! "

    — Blake, 7/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I kept waiting for this book to get better. For me, it never did. "

    — Jerry, 4/30/2013

About Andrew Garman

Andrew Garman is a television, film, and voice actor. His acting credits include the film Julie & Julia and appearances the television series Law & Order, Mercy, and Conviction. Among his audiobook narrations are Arcadia by Lauren Groff, Simply from Scratch by Alicia Bessette, and Love Is a Canoe by Ben Schrank, among others.