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Download Leon and the Spitting Image Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (415 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Mark Linn-Baker Publisher: HarperAudio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. It's about an evil ice maker. It's about glass eyeballs and human catapults. It's about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair.

But mostly it's about Leon Zeisel and his epic quest to survive fourth grade. What's stopping him? Two things. First, there's Miss Hagmeyer. She's a supernaturally strict teacher with ears that resemble giant rotting mushrooms. And then there is Leon's archenemy, Lumpkin the Pumpkin, a human tank with a deadly dodgeball throw known to all as the sidewinder.

Luckily, Leon has two friends, Lily-Matisse and P.W., who will stand by him no matter what, even if his magical, mysterious plans for rescue and revenge involve...SPIT!

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Bay | 2/19/2014

    " Wacky teacher who sews! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Merritt | 2/18/2014

    " Hilarious! Very third grade. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Audrey Foo | 2/12/2014

    " Funny, but a bit confusing near the end. Recommended for people who can deal with confusion in plots (not me!) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Josie | 2/10/2014

    " This book is funny :D "

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