Do You Know:
good reason to be phobic about oysters and olives?
you can step inside a roaring coal furnace and feel cool?
Jesus had an older brother?
shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgery?
to avoid cow-pies during your baptism?
to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a
Chris Crutcher knows the
answers to these things and more.
And once you have read about Chris
Crutcher’s life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb,
and once you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne
of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will close this book, close your eyes,
and hold it to your chest, and say, “I, too, can be an author.”
Hell, anyone can. Download and start listening now!