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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: The Best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Contest: 101 Funniest Opening Sentences from the Worst Novels Never Written Audiobook, by Scott Rice Play Audiobook Sample

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: The Best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Contest: 101 Funniest Opening Sentences from the Worst Novels Never Written Audiobook

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: The Best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Contest: 101 Funniest Opening Sentences from the Worst Novels Never Written Audiobook, by Scott Rice Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: various narrators, Marni Webb, Bob Nathan, Ray Nakamoto, Rachel Songer Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 0.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 0.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: January 1997 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781572705777

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

2

Longest Chapter Length:

37:32 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

32:31 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

35:02 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Little did the obscure novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton know in 1830 when he penned that most relished, imitated, and lampooned opening sentence in English literature, "It was a dark and stormy night..." that his words would inspire countless aspiring writers struggling incessantly like boats against the current to emulate his unparalleled style and that his name would grace "The Bulwer-Lytton Contest" honoring his most successful followers. Get it? Abounding in shameless sentences, this audio rendition of the original contest is a hilarious—even perversely instructive—collection of skilled, inept writing.

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About various narrators

Hillary Huber, a Los Angeles–based voice talent with hundreds of commercials and promos under her belt, was bitten by the audiobook bug in 2005. She now records books on a regular basis and has been nominated for several Audie Awards and won numerous Earphones Awards.