One last chance. One wild weekend. Flat out the funniest book of the year.
"Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does." -- E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars and The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-BanksMy name is Caitlin and up until forty-eight hours ago I had never:Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of my lungs, kidnapped anyone or -- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?Now I'm in jail and I have no idea what I'm going to tell:The police, my parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.I have just noticed that:My nose is pierced and I have-WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?I blame one person for this entire insane weekend:My famous cousin.Who is also my former best friend.Who I have HATED for the past four years.Who I miss like crazy. NO I DON'T!!!!IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!Download and start listening now!
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Paul Rudnick is a novelist, playwright, essayist, and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called “one of our preeminent humorists.” His plays have been produced both on and off Broadway and around the world. His novels include Social Disease and I’ll Take It, both from Knopf. He is a regular contributor to the New Yorker, and his articles and essays have also appeared in the New York Times, Esquire, Vogue, and Vanity Fair.
Stephanie Drake is an actress who has appeared on such TV shows as Mad Men and Jimmy Kimmel Live and also in short films and commercials.