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If Someone Says You Complete Me, RUN!: Whoopis Big Book of Relationships Audiobook, by Whoopi Goldberg Play Audiobook Sample

If Someone Says 'You Complete Me,' RUN!: Whoopi's Big Book of Relationships Audiobook

If Someone Says You Complete Me, RUN!: Whoopis Big Book of Relationships Audiobook, by Whoopi Goldberg Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Whoopi Goldberg, the Author Publisher: Hachette Books Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2015 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781478960089

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

17

Longest Chapter Length:

28:06 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:56 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

14:38 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

5

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Publisher Description

From the hilarious host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, a book that offers an alternative perspective on marriage and relationships–and why it’s okay if you don’t want the life everyone expects you to have.

Marriage isn’t for everyone. Being alone can be satisfying. What’s most important is that you’re happy. Whoopi Goldberg has astonished us with her career as an actor, comedian, singer, author, political activist, and talk show host–now, she’s written a book that is sure to resonate with the millions of folks who struggle with relationship expectations, regardless of sexual orientation and gender.

If Someone Says "You Complete Me," RUN! is as funny as it is affirming, written in Whoopi Goldberg’s signature voice.

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“In this no-nonsense guide to personal fulfillment…she denounces the false expectations engendered by popular music, films, fairy tales, and even Viagra commercials that depict an unachievable romantic ideal…Goldberg’s views on sex in and outside of relationships, particularly for older people, are progressive, sensitive, and spot on. In between chapters, a running column called ‘Ask Whoopi’ deals with specific relationship queries posed to the author over social media…This is a funny, conversational, and occasionally profane take on modern romance from a legendary humorist.”

— Publishers Weekly

Quotes

  • “The advice is so refreshing and seems to be based on Goldberg’s desire to be completely honest with wide-eyed lovers who don’t know a thing about marriage and are being fed the same bulls**t advice over and over again—only for nearly half of them to fail at the endeavor.”

    — Root magazine
  • “Goldberg…suggests ideas on interpersonal bonds that she wishes someone had suggested to her years ago…Her manner is frank and mostly funny, and Goldberg rarely holds back…Goldberg’s writing will appeal to women the most, but her counsel is geared toward both genders, all races, and all sexual orientations…The author is honest and usually spot on.”

    — Kirkus Reviews
  • “As narrator, there’s no better voice than Goldberg’s to deliver this material—her raspy timbre, energetic pace, and jovial, bemused tone are all her own. At times, it sounds like she’s ad libbing or providing commentary beyond the actual text, and she regularly laughs out loud throughout her narration. These qualities give the listener the sense of having a personal interaction with the sharp-eyed advice maven. What’s more, her personal anecdotes will have listeners in stitches.”

    — AudioFile

Awards

  • A New York Times Bestseller

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About Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg is one of an elite group of artists who have won the EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Awards) and is the bestselling author of the Sugar Plum Ballerina series, Book, and Is It Just Me? While performing in the Bay Area she created the characters that became The Spook Show and evolved into her hit Broadway show, Grammy Award–winning album, and the HBO special that helped launch her career. Spanning decades, Whoopi’s credits include roles in the well-known films The Color Purple, Ghosts of Mississippi, Sister Act, and Ghost. She produced the documentary Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley, and she appeared in and was one of the producers of the critically acclaimed 2022 feature film Till. She loves VW Bugs, working casinos, and comfortable clothing; is a passionate supporter of the audio arts and dedicated collector of audiobooks; and heads the Whoopfam Group, makers of Emma & Clyde, Whoopi & Maya, and other recreational and medicinal marijuana products. 

About Whoopi Goldberg

Mark Hyman is a practicing family physician, a New York Times bestselling author, and an internationally recognized leader, speaker, educator, and advocate in his field. He is the director the Cleveland Clinic Center for Functional Medicine. He is also the founder and medical director of the UltraWellness Center, chairman of the board of the Institute for Functional Medicine, a medical editor for the Huffington Post, and was a regular medical contributor on many television shows including CBS This Morning, Today Show, CNN, and The Dr. Oz Show.