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I Only Cry with Emoticons: A Novel Audiobook, by Yuvi Zalkow Play Audiobook Sample

I Only Cry with Emoticons: A Novel Audiobook

I Only Cry with Emoticons: A Novel Audiobook, by Yuvi Zalkow Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Chris Andrew Ciulla Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: June 2022 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9798212007757

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

19

Longest Chapter Length:

34:25 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

11:55 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

24:36 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Saul doesn’t get why he’s misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.

When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.

I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we’re using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man’s search for real connections, on and offline.

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“A sly, forthright comedy about the intersection of love and technology, men and women, and the way our devices have become a loud third wheel. I couldn’t put it down.”

— Monica Drake, author of Clown Girl

Quotes

  • “I Only Cry with Emoticons masterfully captures both the anxiety and hope of our modern lives.”

    — Wendy J. Fox, author of What If We Were Somewhere Else

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About Yuvi Zalkow

Yuvi Zalkow’s short stories have been published in Glimmer Train, Narrative Magazine, Carve Magazine, Rosebud, the Los Angeles Review, and others. He received an MFA from Antioch University. Yuvi uses his poor drawing skills to make YouTube videos and mobile apps that ooze with his worries and anxiety.

About Chris Andrew Ciulla

Chris Andrew Ciulla, an Earphones Award–winning narrator with over 350 credits, is an on-screen actor, voice actor, host, boxing analyst, and radio personality. He has performed characters for the popular video game series Fallout and Mafia, and can be heard frequently voicing commercial campaigns. A versatile performer with over twenty-five years of experience, he produces original audio content under his own production banner, Leonardo Audio.