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When your son wakes you up at 3:00 a.m. because he wants to watch Caillou, he’s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she’s an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they’re a-holes. So it’s only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you can’t because you’d go to prison, and then you’d really never get to poop alone again. Plus, there’s that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many “joys” of parenting—I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, and thoughts that will make you laugh so hard you’ll wish you were wearing a diaper.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Crass, inappropriate, and absolutely hysterical. In other words, absolutely everything you could want in a parenting book and more.”

    Jill Smokler, New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy

  • “Beware of Mom: she bites. Karen is crass and abrasive and makes no apologies, nor should she. Her take on family life is funny, filthy, and familiar, but only if you are a raging realist with little tolerance for the bullshitical utterances from delusional, or simply overmedicated, mommies at playgroup. Reading her stories will make you laugh so hard your genitals will probably fall off and your head will explode.”

    Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear

  • A New York Times Bestseller
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