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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (46,736 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Stephen Colbert Narrator: Bryan Stack, Allison Silverman, Evie McGee, Greg Hollimon, Kevin Dorff, David Pasquesi, Jon Stewart, Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, Stephen Colbert Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Congratulations! Just by looking at this webpage, you have become 25 percent more patriotic.

From Stephen Colbert, the host of television’s highest-rated punditry show, The Colbert Report, comes the book to fill the other 23½ hours of your day. I Am America (and So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn’t have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast.

Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen’s most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on the American family, race, religion, sex, sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form. Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least you’ll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.

I Am America (and So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. He is an unrelenting fighter for the soul of America, and in this book he fights the good fight for the traditional values that have served this country so well for so long.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “The sharp-elbowed Mr. Colbert will deservedly work his way toward the top of bestseller lists.”

    New York Times

  • Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You), narrated by Colbert with Paul Dinello, Kevin Dorff, Greg Hollimon, Evie McGee, David Pasquesi, Allison Silverman, Brian Stack and Jon Stewart and published by Hachette Audio. —Print This
  • I Am America (And So Can You!) is available both as a book and as a recording read by the author -- each serving as yin to the other's yang. Why try to imagine Colbert speaking the words on the page when, for a few dollars more, you can actually experience it?—Audio File
  • “Realizing that it takes more than thirty minutes a night to fix everything that’s destroying America, Colbert bravely takes on the forces aligned to destroy our country—whether they be terrorists, environmentalists, or Kashi brand breakfast cereals…A book that is sure to be a bestseller and match the success of Colbert’s former Daily Show boss Jon Stewart’s America (The Book).”

    Publishers Weekly (starred review)

  • “This audio, as well-produced as an episode of The Colbert Report, is the perfect vehicle for his off-the-cuff (and off-the-wall) humor…Periodically, other readers chime in for the ‘Stephen Speaks for Me’ segments, expertly embodying such characters as God, an old spinster, and an overzealous football fan. Those who can't get enough of the Report will savor this savvy satire.”

    Publishers Weekly (audio review)

  • “It’s all in Colbert’s voice: He’s angry, he’s confident, and he’s kidding. If only all TV and radio pundits traded the hating business for the laughing business.”


  • “The fabulously fatuous father of ‘truthiness’ and other neocon mantras expands his media icon with the obligatory book…and…it’s a lot of fun. Colbert’s litmus test of a book seems meant to be taken seriously only by those who get the joke…the thing is very funny indeed.”

    Kirkus Reviews

  • “Hilarious audio…Colbert fans will approve.”

    Booklist (audio review)

  • A #1 New York Times Bestseller
  • Winner of the Audie Award for Humor in 2008
  • A USA Today Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Laura Pollard | 2/14/2014

    " I'm a HUGE fan of the Colbert Report but I just couldn't get into this. I got through almost all of it, but I hardly laughed at anything. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Donald | 2/2/2014

    " Funny and a quick read! I actually giggled and guffawed out loud a bit! Embarrassing, but worth it! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Grady Ormsby | 1/29/2014

    " What terrific fun! Colbert (and his writing staff) at his satirical and hilarious best. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Kristen | 1/25/2014

    " I didn't really care for this book. It was like a super-extra long Colbert Report...and that's just too much for me. I couldn't wait for it to end. "

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