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Seth Grahame-Smith delivers the definitive, essential guide to making it through a horror movie in one piece. As hilarious as it is useful (if you're trapped in a scary flick, that is), How to Survive a Horror Movie covers all the bases. Trapped in a haunted house? Check. Stalked by an evil doll? Check. Wandering aimlessly through the remains of the old world as a plague of zombies sweeps over the planet? Check. Grahame-Smith's delightfully gruesome guide is just the thing for horror buffs and anyone who's ever watched a scary movie.
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"If you are a horror fan, you are familiar with a number of the scenarios in this book. Written with a healthy dose of humor, this book is the perfect gift for your horror fan.With advice for people who find themselves int he terrorverse, this book offers advice for surviving summer camp, demonic dolls, haunted houses, and more. It includes helpful tips like ten things to NOT put into a child's room (beds taller than 4 inches, closets...) I found myself alternately nodding my head and laughing out loud. I plan to buy copies as gifts, but I'm keeping mine!"
— Sudi (5 out of 5 stars)
How to Survive a Horror Movie Listener Reviews
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" This book was great and easy to read within a good hour or so. It was hilarious and entertaining to pass the time. I borrowed it from a friend and will surely buy this book to read again! "
— Kayla, 2/17/2014 -
" Very funny but points are obvious to all but those in the movie "
— Heather, 2/9/2014 -
" Much better than How to Survive a Zombie Invasion. "
— Chris, 2/9/2014 -
" Horror. Comedy. My favorites. Combined. Spectacular. "
— Xochilt, 2/8/2014 -
" Quick, easy, fun read for horror movie fans. "
— Lindsey, 2/5/2014 -
" This book is hysterical! It's a great quick read if you need to take a break from another book with a slower pace. I am not a fan of horror movies but even I found the advice in this book fantastic. The author has a no-nonsense, sarcastic, writing style that made me laugh out loud constantly. "
— Laura, 2/1/2014 -
" I had great expectations when I began reading this book. That might be why I didn't like it so much. However, it was very repetitive, and was full of profanity and inuendos...and worse. "
— Johnny, 1/27/2014 -
" This book has the poteintal to be a very humourous book, but considering that the book was put in list form it makes it less of a book and more of a step by step kind of a story. The novel was humorous, because of its tamed crued humor. "
— Emma, 1/20/2014 -
" Really fun book. I loved it. It was hilarious. 5 stars. "
— Kristen, 12/27/2013 -
" Fun! Especially during summer right before a horror movie marathon! "
— Emily, 12/8/2013 -
" Funny as hell! Et c'est plein de conseils pratiques. "
— Rose, 12/7/2013 -
" This book is absolutely hilarious! A very fun, easy read that makes fun of all the typical horror movie stereotypes. A great book! "
— Rosie, 10/31/2013 -
" pretty lame, just skipped through the second half, no comparison to the Zombie Survival guide "
— Jessica, 10/25/2013 -
" This book was awesome!!!!!!!!!! "
— Erin, 10/25/2013 -
" Absolutly hilarious! "
— Andrea, 9/8/2013 -
" If you love horror movies, and not one thing in this book makes you laugh...sorry, dude, you've been dead since the beginning of the movie. "
— Jayne, 8/3/2013 -
" This was cute and fun. "
— Shannon, 7/10/2013 -
" I got this for Christmas one year and it is just too much fun not to share. "
— Mandy, 1/7/2013 -
" If you are a fan of horror movies or have seen enough to know the cliches this book will make you giggle. I was so amused. So many good quotes. "
— Heather, 5/21/2012 -
" For all of the horror movie fans out there, this is your survival guide, haha. "
— Tanya, 4/25/2012 -
" I've been skimming through this - I suppose I'm just disappointed it's not as thorough as The Zombie Survival Guide, which ruled. "
— jess, 1/1/2012 -
" Has a few chuckles but nothing groundbreaking. "
— Sam, 12/26/2011 -
" i had to read this when i saw that he has a jane austen/zombie book coming out soon. this was a good way to kill time until the release date. but now i am finally going to have to read pride and prejudice!! dammit! "
— Karen, 10/22/2011 -
" This book is similar to the Zombie Survival guide only less serious. It's a fairly quick read and it will get a few chuckles from you with every section. "
— Michelle, 10/18/2011 -
" Really, really funny. Actually a little bit scary, but then again I have a crazy imagination. "
— Jenna, 10/17/2011 -
" Funny and an entertaining read "
— Erin, 9/26/2011 -
" Pretty hilarious. A bit redundant, but still very entertaining. "
— Shawn, 9/24/2011 -
" I love this book! Unfortunately, the only foe I, personally, cannot defeat is the devil himself. "
— Ashley, 8/1/2011 -
" If you love horror movies, and not one thing in this book makes you laugh...sorry, dude, you've been dead since the beginning of the movie. "
— Jayne, 7/27/2011 -
" Fun! Especially during summer right before a horror movie marathon! "
— Emily, 5/5/2011 -
" I loved every last thing about this book, Hilarious from start to finish. Nothing else to say really, so well written and a great book that you can switch your brain off and just enjoy. "
— Lauren, 4/23/2011 -
" This book is hysterical! It's a great quick read if you need to take a break from another book with a slower pace. I am not a fan of horror movies but even I found the advice in this book fantastic. The author has a no-nonsense, sarcastic, writing style that made me laugh out loud constantly. "
— Laura, 2/7/2011 -
" too funny!!! i liked the part on how to defeat satan....comical! "
— Amanda, 11/20/2010 -
" Just a fun, humorous read, especially if you are knowledgeable about the horror genre. "
— Skailasa, 11/16/2010 -
" Fast & fun read for fans of the horror film genre. "
— Shylina, 10/23/2010
About Seth Grahame-Smith
Seth Grahame-Smith is the New York Times bestselling author of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. In addition to adapting the screenplay for Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, he also wrote Tim Burton’s film Dark Shadows. He lives in Los Angeles.
About Johnny Heller
Johnny Heller, winner of numerous Earphones and Audie Awards, was named a “Golden Voice” by AudioFile magazine in 2019. He has been a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award winner from 2008 through 2013 and he has been named a top voice of 2008 and 2009 and selected as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine.