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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender Audiobook, by Mike Chase Play Audiobook Sample

How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender Audiobook

How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender Audiobook, by Mike Chase Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Jonathan Todd Ross Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: June 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781508292975

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

11

Longest Chapter Length:

76:55 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

23 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

37:22 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America—from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes—written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become—or may already be—a federal criminal.

Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.

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About Mike Chase

By day, Mike Chase is a white collar criminal defense lawyer. By night, he’s the legal humorist behind the @CrimeADay Twitter feed, where he offers a daily dose of his extensive research into the curious, intriguing, and often amusing history of America’s expansive criminal laws. Mike’s work has made him the go-to commentator on the countless weird and esoteric federal criminal laws buried deep in the books: he’s been a featured guest on American Public Media’s The Uncertain Hour, published in The Wall Street Journal, and more.

About Jonathan Todd Ross

Jonathan Todd Ross is a writer and an Earphones and Audie Award–winning voice actor. He has lent his voice to numerous anime television shows, including Yu-Gi-Oh! and Sonic X.