House of Nails: A Memoir of Life on the Edge Audiobook, by Lenny Dykstra Play Audiobook Sample

House of Nails: A Memoir of Life on the Edge Audiobook

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Read By: Patrick Lawlor Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: June 2016 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780062472410

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

37

Longest Chapter Length:

33:52 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

14 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

13:48 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

"Tough, straight, upsetting, and strangely beautiful. One of the best sports autobiographies I've ever read. It comes from the heart." —Stephen King

Eclipsing the traditional sports memoir, House of Nails, by former world champion, multimillionaire entrepreneur, and imprisoned felon Lenny Dykstra, spins a tragicomic tale of Shakespearean proportions -- a relentlessly entertaining American epic that careens between the heights and the abyss.

Nicknamed "Nails" for his hustle and grit, Lenny approached the game of baseball -- and life -- with mythic intensity. During his decade in the majors as a center fielder for the legendary 1980s Mets and the 1990s Phillies, he was named to three All-Star teams and played in two of the most memorable World Series of the modern era. An overachiever known for his clutch hits, high on-base percentage, and aggressive defense, Lenny was later identified by his former minor-league roommate Billy Beane as the prototypical "Moneyball" player in Michael Lewis's bestseller. Tobacco-stained, steroid-powered, and booze-and-drug-fueled, Nails also defined a notorious era of excess in baseball.

Then came a second act no novelist could plausibly conjure: After retiring, Dykstra became a celebrated business mogul and investment guru. Touted as "one of the great ones" by CNBC's Jim Cramer, he became "baseball's most improbable post-career success story" (The New Yorker), purchasing a $17.5-million mansion and traveling the world by private jet. But when the economy imploded in 2008, Lenny lost everything. Then the feds moved in: convicted of bankruptcy fraud (unjustly, he contends), Lenny served two and a half harrowing years in prison, where he was the victim of a savage beating by prison guards that knocked out his front teeth.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart, channeling the bewildered fascination of many observers, declared that Lenny's outrageous rise and spectacular fall was "the greatest story that I have ever seen in my lifetime."

Now, for the first time, Lenny tells all about his tumultuous career, from battling through crippling pain to steroid use and drug addiction, to a life of indulgence and excess, then, an epic plunge and the long road back to redemption. Was Lenny's hard-charging, risk-it-all nature responsible for his success in baseball and business and his precipitous fall from grace? What lessons, if any, has he learned now that he has had time to think and reflect?

Hilarious, unflinchingly honest, and irresistibly readable, House of Nails makes no apologies and leaves nothing left unsaid.

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“Tough, straight, upsetting, and strangely beautiful. One of the best sports biographies I’ve ever read.”

— Stephen King 

Quotes

  • “As far as sports autobiographies go, what can I say? Nails nailed it!”

    — Jack Nicholson

Awards

  • A New York Times Bestseller

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    " A time of my life that I will never get back. Always liked Dykstra as a player but I don't Like him anymore.. He comes across as a an egocentric, narcissist who cared little about anyone but himself. Obviously he is feining some sort of regret in the disclosure but weirdly he seems very proud of his behavior. The chronicles of his antics of bravado are vague and incomplete. I was expecting the "naming of names" and some real inside intelligence but was dissappointed. If you have watched him on ESPN describing the book you will learn that this was all that was needed. "

    — Paul Diherty, 7/25/2016

About Lenny Dykstra

Lenny Dykstra played center field for the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies from 1985 to 1996. A three-time All-Star and World Series champion, Dykstra has also been active in a number of business ventures. He lives in New York City.

About Patrick Lawlor

Patrick Lawlor, an award-winning narrator, is also an accomplished stage actor, director, and combat choreographer. He has worked extensively off Broadway and has been an actor and stuntman in both film and television. He has been an Audie Award finalist multiple times and has garnered several AudioFile Earphones Awards, a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award, and many starred audio reviews from Library Journal and Kirkus Reviews.