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Hounded: The Lowdown on Life from Three Dachshunds Audiobook, by Matt Ziselman Play Audiobook Sample

Hounded: The Lowdown on Life from Three Dachshunds Audiobook

Hounded: The Lowdown on Life from Three Dachshunds Audiobook, by Matt Ziselman Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Brian Troxell Publisher: Center Street Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2013 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781619696655

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

24

Longest Chapter Length:

38:18 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

04:00 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

17:54 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

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Publisher Description

Living with three strong-willed, highly individual Dachshunds can be equal parts entertaining, frustrating and rewarding. Just ask Matt Ziselman.

Armed with a fresh, creative voice that is unabashedly cranky one moment and profoundly poignant the next, Ziselman mixes hilarious canine stories, with heartfelt reminiscences from his own life, the results of which is a memoir of illuminating life lessons, courtesy of the three thoroughly Teutonic Dachshunds that he shares his life (and couch) with: Baxter, Maya and Molly. Seemingly mundane moments, like Baxter's incessant, neuroses inducing staring, Maya's inexplicable refusal to walk through the front door and Molly's obsessive compulsive love for a torn and tattered blanket become, through Ziselman's insightful eyes, a treasure trove of observations that any dog-lover will appreciate. In a market where Americans spend more than $40 billion a year on their pets, this work of razor-sharp wit and quiet tenderness will reach out and grab listeners everywhere by the heartstrings and-quite possibly-their leashes.

HOUNDED wraps universal insights in hot-dog-shaped packages, providing true dog lovers with many knowing nods, honest belly laughs and an accurate, warts-and-all reflection of the fascination, wonder and love that they have for their dogs.

And that Matt Ziselman obviously has for his.



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"I'm a little sad. Don’t like the profanity (including the “F” word) being tossed in, so I can’t recommend this book to children or young teens who love to read about dogs. ?… parents will not appreciate it. "

— Mouse (5 out of 5 stars)

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About Matt Ziselman

Matt Ziselman grew up in Long Island, New York. By the time he was twenty-five, he had worked as a stock boy, cab driver, landscaper, movie theater manager, nightclub promoter, garbage man, stagehand and other assorted, deeply unfulfilling occupations. In other words, Matt was destined for advertising. First as a copywriter, and later as a Creative Director, Matt has been involved in marketing some of the world’s leading brands, where his work has won numerous industry awards. He lives in New Jersey where he tries to keep three Dachshunds, a twelve year old daughter, and one wife blissfully happy, but not necessarily in that order.

About Brian Troxell

Brian Troxell is an audiobook narrator and Atlanta-based actor and voice talent who can be seen and heard on television, film, radio, podcasts, and the live stage. He is a regular cast member of the Sketchworks sketch comedy troupe and performs regularly with the Atlanta Radio Theatre Company. He can also be heard as a cast member of the Harry Strange Radio Drama.