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Author: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Narrator: Emma Galvin Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: May 2012 ISBN: 9781442348738
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When you’re this smokin’, winning is a shore thing …

Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas—unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned!

But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables.

Suddenly, it’s raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. Top-shelf tequila and seafood dinners are not all they’re scoring. Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with a high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia’s coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead—or, at least, a gorilla-in-training.

But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. This time, the house isn’t going to win!

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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Debby | 12/20/2013

    " another cute zany summer read by Snooki. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Danee | 12/17/2013

    " If you don't take it too seriously, and you're a fan of JS, you'll enjoy it. It was different from the classics I had been reading lately so it was nice to shake things up. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lisa | 11/30/2013

    " If you like Jersey Shore, then you will like Snooki's books. They are really funny with outrageous stories that would only happen in Snooki's mind. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Maureen | 11/29/2013

    " These books appeal to the hidden Guidette in me. :lol: Just fun, harmless beach reading. Too bad fall is upon us - I could use a dose of the Jersey Shore right now. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Snakesonabus | 11/19/2013

    " Read this hours after I finished "A Shore Thing" & I definitely recommend reading the two back to back like that. "Gorilla Beach" is a bit more out there, but still a fun read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Danni | 11/9/2013

    " Don't laugh at me for reading this... it was super easy poolside reading that was actually entertaining! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Tara | 10/15/2013

    " I think my brain is fried just from reading.. I read her first book so I thought it might have gotten better in the 2nd installment... Not. So. Much.. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Samantha | 9/20/2013

    " LOVE LOVE LOVE this book! hope Snooki makes some more! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Elizabeth | 3/31/2013

    " This got better corny but cute. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Letitia | 2/14/2013

    " Thank goodness for the library so there was no financial output for this book. It is definitely a read at home book as I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with it. I have to say, however, so far it's more interesting than a lot of the other stinkers I've read lately. Quick easy read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lillian | 1/25/2013

    " Not as good as the first one, but I would welcome a third, as Snooki's storytelling style is lighthearted, funny, and easy summer entertainment. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Kayla | 12/14/2012

    " Not as terrible as the first one. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 meredith | 8/14/2012

    " another fun romp through seaside heights (and other places) with snooki & jwoww gia & bella. lots of little pop culture references thrown in by the author/ghostwriter. pure entertainment and cheese, in the good way! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ann | 7/27/2012

    " Leave it to Snooki to keep the Seaside Heights party going! Just a continuation of her antics at the Jersey Shore...Again, any fan of the show basically will see past episodes described in this book, just like the last one! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle | 5/26/2012

    " Guilty pleasures of Jersey Shore. "

About the Author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.

About the Narrator

Emma Galvin won the 2011 Audie Award for best fiction narration, was a finalist for the Audie Award in 2012, and won six AudioFile Earphones Awards for her narrations. A graduate of the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama, her film appearances include My Suicidal Sweetheart, A Perfect Fit, and The Big Bad Swim. She has performed in several regional theater productions, including Love Punky, The Power of Birds, and The Realm.