Middle School: Get Me out of Here! Audiobook, by James Patterson Play Audiobook Sample

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Read By: Bryan Kennedy Publisher: Jimmy Patterson Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Middle School Series Release Date: May 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781611130270

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

34

Longest Chapter Length:

08:20 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

03:15 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

06:04 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

431

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Publisher Description

Live large with James Patterson's winning follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestsellerMiddle School, The Worst Years of My Life.

After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum. But when his newest mission uncovers secrets about the family Rafe's never known, he has to decide if he's ready to have his world turned upside down.

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""Middle School: Get Me Out of Here" is a fiction book about a boy named Rafe who enters a new school. Throughout the book, Rafe is trying to fit in while trying to discover his dad's whereabouts. This book is suspenseful and a page turner. "The Middle School" series is my favorite series because it is very humorous and because Rafe is Armenian like me. (You can tell because his name ends in ian.) I strongly recommend this book and the 1st book in this series. The strength of this book is the action that takes place at all times and makes you feel like you're sitting in the same classroom as Rafe. An example of this is when Rafe hears a siren and is surrounded by police while on a school field trip because he is unknowingly carrying a friend's backpack with stolen merchandise in it. Rafe is a believable character. I like how sometimes the story gets caught up inside his imagination. I think that the author writes well and the pictures on almost every page are an added plus! This an amazing book if you like to be on the edge of your seat laughing."

— Kooladesal2 (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Patterson and Tebbetts have created strong characters and relationships throughout the novel. Rafe has his triumphs and failures, but he’s a realistic kid whom readers would want as a friend and coconspirator.”

    — School Library Journal
  • “Will be enjoyed by middle-grade boys, particularly reluctant readers, especially because of the deus ex machina ending.”

    — VOYA
  • “Short chapters and a partially graphic format are sure to appeal. Subplots involving Rafe’s missing father; adventures with his imaginary brother and muse, Leo; and Rafe’s emerging talent as an artist are also well handled, although they create a more subdued tone than in the previous book. Maturity is on Rafe’s horizon, but hopefully readers will be able to vicariously experience his eighth-grade adventures before it arrives.”

    — Booklist
  • “[The] message that ‘normal is boring’ should go a long way toward assuring kids who don’t fit the mold that there’s a place for them, too.”

    — Publishers Weekly
  • “Kennedy’s youthful-sounding voice hooks listeners. He raises pitch and volume, emphasizing Rafe’s emotions, and he deepens his register for adults…and voices Rafe’s grandmother in tones that make her seem old and creaky. From diving in dumpsters for artifacts to visiting local art museums, Rafe’s escapades and mortifying adventures will appeal to kids, who will especially enjoy Kennedy’s fast-paced, occasionally overly dramatic reading. The illustrations are included in a pdf file.”

    — Booklist (audio review)
  • “Bryan Kennedy perfectly voices Rafe, expertly navigating his ups and downs…This fast-paced tale of middle school mishaps and mayhem will appeal to reluctant readers and students who enjoyed Jeff Kinney’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.”

    — School Library Journal (audio review)
  • “Patterson’s and Tebbetts’ vivid, accessible characters and understanding of kids’ insecurities will keep listeners laughing and engaged throughout this second Middle School series story. Kennedy’s dramatized narration occasionally overshadows and gives a forced feel to some of Rafe’s inner dialogue, but he superbly captures the snarky attitude and unsteady vocalization of a pubescent boy. Thematic connections including family relationships, making choices, bullying, friendship, and peer pressure, naturally lend themselves to age-appropriate discussions. Listeners are sure to be entertained during this humorous and thought-provoking tale.”

    — Children’s Literature (audio review)
  • “Narrator Bryan Kennedy’s young-sounding voice and comic tone make the clueless hero sympathetic…Kennedy is spot-on as the puzzled outsider, especially when he sometimes talks directly to the listener. There are laughs and lots of action.”

    — AudioFile
  • “Chronicle[s]—with humor—the life of loner/misfit Rafe, a gifted artist with a good heart. Tweens will relate to Rafe, his often-misunderstood intentions, and his middle school awkwardness. This book shows a mean side of school—bullies, cyberbullying, and what happens when a friendship turns sour—things that most middle school kids deal with every day. The abundant illustrations add fun and insight.”

    — CommonSenseMedia.org
  • Patterson and Tebbetts have created strong characters and relationships throughout the novel. Rafe has his triumphs and failures, but he's a realistic kid whom readers would want as a friend and coconspirator.

    — School Library Journal
  • Will be enjoyed by middle-grade boys, particularly reluctant readers.

    — VOYA
  • Short chapters and a partially graphic format are sure to appeal.

    — Booklist
  • * "As Patterson artfully weaves a deeper and more thought-provoking tale of childhood coping mechanisms and everyday school and family realities, readers are drawn into a deeper understanding of and compassion for the main characters.

    — School Library Journal, starred review
  • "A keen appreciation of kids' insecurities and an even more astute understanding of what might propel boy readers through a book.... a perfectly pitched novel.

    — Los Angeles Times
  • "Cleverly delves into the events that make middle school so awkward: cranky bus drivers, tardy slips, bathroom passes and lots of rules.... Hopefully, this isn't the last we hear from Rafe Khatchadorian."—The Associated Press

  • It's a chatty, funny, engaging book.... filled with energetic cartoons... that will appeal to your little rebel, depicting teachers as dungeon-keepers, matadors and flying dragons. Patterson... knows how to structure a plot and builds in some surprising--even touching--twists.... Rafe is the bad boy with a heart of gold.

    — New York Times
  • The book's... dynamic artwork and message that 'normal is boring' should go a long way toward assuring kids who don't fit the mold that there's a place for them, too.

    — Publishers Weekly
  • "Incredibly detailed and imaginative illustrations... add depth and humor.... an enjoyable story that even the most reluctant readers should enjoy."—Library Media Connection

  • There is substance as well as appeal here.... Patterson deftly manages the pace of revelations that take readers deeper into Rafe's fragile trust.... Readers ready for something else in the same vein but more substantive than Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Peirce's Big Nate should be introduced to Rafe.

    — The Bulletin

Awards

  • A USA Today bestseller
  • A 2012 Barnes & Noble Best Book for Children
  • A Publishers Weekly bestseller
  • A Wall Street Journal bestseller
  • A New York Times bestseller

Middle School: Get Me out of Here! Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 (4.00)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " verey funny "

    — Luke, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Read as a read aloud with my fifth graders 2012- they loved it. "

    — Cori, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I didn't know this was the seconded book so I was lost at first but I learned he didn't like his 6th grade year but when his mom loses her job he has to move and then gets accepted into a art school for his 7th grade year. He didn't like it there at the begging that much because all the students were competitive about their art work. Then on top of it he learns he has to do well so hes accepted next year so he now try's in school for the first time. "

    — 5pfeiffer_andrew, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I really enjoy reading this book "

    — Wejdan, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was not the entire book just previews, but good. "

    — Mpm, 2/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I liked the doodles on the sides of pages, they made you feel like everything's so casual. The way Rafi (narrator/main character), talks right to you makes you feel like you're there. Everything in this book is so realistic, + a bit of far-fetched-ness. This is a good book for those of us enduring these long 3 years of middle school. "

    — Jordi, 1/23/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " It was a really good book and I really liked it. "

    — Ryan, 1/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This book was ok i mean it is not a kind of book i would read on my own time but i liked it "

    — Payton, 12/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Even though its a kids book I loved it "

    — Sarah, 12/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " More sophisticated than Diary of a Wimpy Kid but still perfect for reluctant middle school readers. Great art, good humor; about a boy with terrible ideas who learns lots of lessons. "

    — Holly, 12/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I really like this book ,because it will make you feel like your in the book. "

    — Sierra, 12/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Such a fast read. Even though I am 27 I still loved it!! "

    — Allyson, 11/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book and the one before it are an entertaining cross between the Hank Zipzer series (by Henry Winkler) and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. "

    — Michele, 8/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " much better than the first one. the character of Rafe is much more likeable this one. "

    — Geebowie, 7/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Much better then the first "

    — Dian, 7/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It delivers on all its promises. Will continue to delight kids that loved the first. "

    — Kristen, 6/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Good, finished in 45 minutes, too short! "

    — Chris, 5/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book is about a kid Rafe and his middle school life. Rafe has to move to his grandma;s house in the city because his mom's restaurant that she worked at burned down and she has nowhere to work. "

    — Tycen, 4/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Another great book by Patterson. I appreciate how the pictures add to the story & make the reading richer. And of course, he keeps you guessing. It's never boring. "

    — Timilyn, 4/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " The story isn't much, but the drawings are fun to look at. "

    — Ellie, 3/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A good continuation and a good progress in the development of the Rafe character with pieces of his past. "

    — Cristian, 1/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " it was a good book that kept me suprised at every chapter. I recomend this book. (partialy because some chareters names sound like the TMNT chareters.). "

    — Joshua, 12/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " it was a really good book and made me want to read more. a lot of twist and turns. it kept me on my nostrule or nose "

    — Nich, 12/20/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " super funny ! Read it so fast "

    — Chelsea, 11/7/2012

About the Authors

James Patterson is the most popular storyteller of our time. He is the creator of unforgettable characters and series, including Alex Cross, the Women’s Murder Club, Jane Effing Smith, and Maximum Ride, and of breathtaking true stories about the Kennedys, John Lennon, and Princess Diana, as well as our military heroes, police officers, and ER nurses. He has coauthored #1 bestselling novels with Bill Clinton and Dolly Parton, told the story of his own life in James Patterson by James Patterson, and received an Edgar Award, nine Emmy Awards, the Literarian Award from the National Book Foundation, and the National Humanities Medal.

Chris Tebbetts is the New York Times bestselling coauthor of James Patterson’s Middle School series. Originally from Yellow Springs, Ohio, Tebbetts is a graduate of Northwestern University. He lives and writes in Vermont.

About Bryan Kennedy

Bryan Kennedy was born and raised on Long Island and has been working as an actor and comedian in New York for the past several years. He has done numerous theater productions, voiceovers, commercials, and audiobooks.