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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody Audiobook, by Fanny Merkin Play Audiobook Sample

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody Audiobook

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Read By: Allyson Ryan Publisher: Tantor Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: July 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781452678115

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

31

Longest Chapter Length:

15:06 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

03:14 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

08:28 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

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Publisher Description

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

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“At first glance, some of us might be dumb enough to think Fifty Shames of Earl Grey is just another clone of the original successful series and buy it for that reason alone. Others will howl at the witty ploys Fifty Shames evokes to poke fun at E. L. James’ series.”

— Daily Beast

Quotes

  • Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer.

    — Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James
  • “I loved every word.”

    — Jennifer Weiner, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Next Best Thing
  • “Erotica is hard…Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it’s Andrew Shaffer.”

    — New York Times

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About Fanny Merkin

Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym “Andrew Shaffer” for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim. Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. He reviews romance, erotica, and women’s fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine.

About Allyson Ryan

Allyson Ryan is an Earphones Award–winning voice actress who can be heard in commercials, promos, animation, and audiobooks. She has extensive experience on stage and television. In New York, she acted in and directed more than thirty plays. Her television credits include roles on Eleventh Hour, Law & Order, and One Life to Live. She has also appeared as “Mom” in several television commercials. Advertising Age nominated her for a Bobby Award in the best actress category for her work as the Duracell mom.