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From Fanny Merkin comes a shrewd, laugh-out-loud parody of E. L. James’ bestselling Fifty Shades of Grey.

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

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Quotes & Awards

  • “I loved every word.”

    Jennifer Weiner, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Next Best Thing

  • “Erotica is hard…Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it’s Andrew Shaffer.”

    New York Times

  • “At first glance, some of us might be dumb enough to think Fifty Shames of Earl Grey is just another clone of the original successful series and buy it for that reason alone. Others will howl at the witty ploys Fifty Shames evokes to poke fun at E. L. James’ series.”

    Daily Beast

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About the Author

Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym “Andrew Shaffer” for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim. Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. He reviews romance, erotica, and women’s fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine.