Dont Say I Didnt Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse Audiobook, by Anita Renfroe Play Audiobook Sample

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Read By: Anita Renfroe Publisher: Hyperion Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: September 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781401394189

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

33

Longest Chapter Length:

20:18 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:38 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

10:03 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

When I first learned that I was pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my life.

Then I went for my first prenatal visit.

Which starts with a weigh-in.

From comedian Anita Renfroe, already beloved by women's groups and YouTube viewers across America, comes this hilarious and brazenly honest look at motherhood and middle age. Famous for her live performance of the "Mom Song," which barrels through everything a mom says to her kids in a single day to the tune of the "William Tell Overture" (just two minutes and fifty-five seconds), in Don't Say I Didn't Warn You, Renfroe now turns her irreverent and daringly accurate comic eye to other female conditions.

In chapters with names like "Brother, Can You Spare an Epidural?" and "Playing Favorites (Or, As a Matter of Fact, I Do Love Your Brother More)," she dares to speak what other women are thinking—but don't say out loud. Using wit and honesty as her weapons of choice, Renfroe shares her deeply funny and relatable takes on everything from weddings to mammograms to every woman's never-ending quest for just one good photo of herself.

The world is a bounty of material for Renfroe; with it, she makes a feast of laughter for us all. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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"This book is a little like Bombeck for 2010. I think she writes better about being a woman than she does about being a mom, if that makes sense. Her chapter about hair and about getting just one good picture of yourself in your life are hilarious! "

— Emily (4 out of 5 stars)

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.375 out of 53.375 out of 53.375 out of 53.375 out of 53.375 out of 5 (3.38)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I laughed out loud a good amount with this one. There were a few slow chapters, but overall, I really like her humor. Lots of fun! "

    — Jen, 12/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " It was just OK for me. Probably if I had kids I would have liked it more. It is an easy humorous read. Now that I'm done with it, anyone who wants it, just let me know. "

    — Spideygirl, 11/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Wanted belly-laughs, but instead I got knowing smiles and few bits of snorting laughter. "

    — Heather, 10/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Anita Renfroe is funny. Humor is a great thing to listen to on commutes since you don't really have to worry that you're going to miss an important plot point when you need to concentrate on driving. "

    — Sarra, 2/3/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Get ready to belly laugh. "

    — Jennifer, 9/15/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A fun read from the "William Tell Overture" mom. "

    — Denise, 8/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I love Anita Renfro. This book was exactly what I needed when I needed it. And I love that she narrated it. She rocks. :-) "

    — Erin, 8/11/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " loved it, great to listen to her reading it "

    — Sharonweiss, 8/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Laughed out loud a few times and read whole sections aloud to my husband = successful humor book. "

    — Karen, 6/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This is a fun book, will make you giggle out loud! "

    — Leslie, 5/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I haven't finished it yet, but golly is this a great book for any mom out there. "

    — Jaime1061, 4/27/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " a few laughs but not that great. "

    — Aahnstedt, 4/1/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. "

    — Angela, 2/17/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book was amazing I loved it from beginning to end. I would recommend it to every woman/ mom. She was hilarious! "

    — Stephanie, 12/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book is a little like Bombeck for 2010. I think she writes better about being a woman than she does about being a mom, if that makes sense. Her chapter about hair and about getting just one good picture of yourself in your life are hilarious! "

    — Emily, 10/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This lady is hilarious! I'm pretty sure she and I could be best friends if we lived closer to one another. (I stole her material about Vivien Vance being contractually required to stay plump so Lucy would look more glamorous.) "

    — Krista, 7/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " So funny! A very light read, but she touches on some great topics. "

    — Candace, 6/20/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I haven't finished it yet, but golly is this a great book for any mom out there. "

    — Jaime1061, 3/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I was not familiar with this lady before reading this book. She had me laughing out loud in places. She is reminiscent of Irma Bombeck. "

    — Marilyn, 12/5/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This lady is hilarious! I'm pretty sure she and I could be best friends if we lived closer to one another. (I stole her material about Vivien Vance being contractually required to stay plump so Lucy would look more glamorous.) "

    — Krista, 5/28/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. "

    — Angela, 2/25/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Wanted belly-laughs, but instead I got knowing smiles and few bits of snorting laughter. "

    — Heather, 1/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This is a fun book, will make you giggle out loud! "

    — Leslie, 12/8/2009
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book was amazing I loved it from beginning to end. I would recommend it to every woman/ mom. She was hilarious! "

    — Stephanie, 10/5/2009