Publisher Description
"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard."
That's what my five drool-worthy best friends, turned boyfriends, turned fated, said when we were younger. We lived by it. But I don't know if there's a condom out there that's strong enough to protect us from what's coming . . . pun intended.
Five men? Yeah, it gets a little hectic around here. That's a lot of d*cks to handle. They're lucky I love them—because patience sure as hell isn’t a virtue of mine.
Add in natural disasters laying havoc to our world, and learning we have magic from the goddess, Gaia . . .
Welcome to the Lana sh*tshow. Grab a seat and buckle up, buttercups.
Because no way in hell am I letting us die in this life.
Contains mature themes.
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About the Narrators
Alexander Cendese is a New York–based actor and narrator whose credits include roles on and off Broadway, in films, and on popular television shows, including Law & Order: SVU and All My Children. He holds a BFA from the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama.
Marnye Young is a SOVAS award–winning narrator for New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling authors. A SAG-AFTRA voice, stage, and screen actor, she has spent her life in the South, Midwest, and North. When she isn’t narrating, she’s fishing, following NASCAR, volunteering, raising chickens, and “mom“ing her identical twins.