Joe Queenan's acerbic riffs on movies, sports, books, politics, and many of the least forgivable phenomena of pop culture have made him one of the most popular humorists and commentators of our time. In Closing Time, Queenan turns his sights on a more serious and personal topic: his childhood in a Philadelphia housing project in the early 1960s. By turns hilarious and heartbreaking, Closing Time recounts Queenan's Irish Catholic upbringing in a family dominated by his erratic father, a violent yet oddly charming emotional terrorist whose alcoholism fuels a limitless torrent of self-pity, railing, destruction, and late-night chats with the Lord Himself. With the help of a series of mentors and surrogate fathers, and armed with his own furious love of books and music, Joe begins the long flight away from the dismal confines of his neighborhood—with a brief misbegotten stop at a seminary—and into the wider world. Queenan's unforgettable account of the damage done to children by parents without futures and of the grace children find to move beyond these experiences will appeal to fans of Augusten Burroughs and Mary Karr, and will take its place as an autobiography in the classic American tradition.
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"Of the hundreds of memoirs I have read, this memoir is certainly one of the best. It is the very well-written, heartbreaking, and at times, uproariously funny account of Joe Queenan's childhood growing up in the poor and downtrodden neighborhood's of 1950's and 60's Philadelphia. The story centers around the author's extremely difficult relationship with his alcoholic and incredibly abusive father. Although the story of the alcoholic, abusive, constantly unemployed, and down-on-his-luck father has been told many times before, it is Queenan's gift for story telling and language that makes this book stand out. Queenan decides at an early age to escape the doldrums of Philly and the terror of his drunken father and sets about it in a most determined way by seeking out jobs, books, education, friends, and experiences that take him away from his miserable home life (including a stint in a theological school embracing a youthful flirtation with piousness and becoming a priest). The stories of the many characters he meets along the way are interesting and often laugh-out-loud funny. Along with the New York Time Book Review Notable Books of 2009, I highly recommend this book."
— Joanne (5 out of 5 stars)
An ambitious memoir.... Optimally engrossing, thanks to Queenan's gift for storytelling and acidic humor.
— The Philadelphia Inquirer" I enjoyed every word of this bittersweet memoir. Plagued by a brutal, alcoholic father, and a childhood lived in humiliating povery, Queenan, the survivor, kept his spirit alive. If you are from Philadelphia, this book will bring back a lot of memories both good and bad. I learned that working class Olney was a hotbed of Nazi sympathy and many other salient facts. "
— Florence, 2/18/2014" I started reading this book a long time ago. I really thought it was going to be good. Unfortunately, Joe Queenan could not hold my interest. Last ...moreI started reading this book a long time ago. I really thought it was going to be good. Unfortunately, Joe Queenan could not hold my interest. Last night I finally sat down and forced -- yes forced -- myself to finish it. It's too bad because I think Joe Queenan's life could make for an interesting story. He just didn't do it justice.(less) "
— Jeanette, 1/31/2014" Great memoir of an Irish American kid growing up in Philadelphia. "
— Kbrew, 1/28/2014" Like Frank McCourt in Angela's Ashes, Joe Queenan is an Irishman who describes the challenges of childhood poverty and a reprobate father. Cynical, iconoclastic, impressively learned, mercilessly honest, and utterly fascinating. I couldn't put it down. "
— John, 1/24/2014" Mostly I enjoyed this book for the descriptions of Philadelphia. I disagreed with his style of attributing any unique quality as a result of being Irish-Catholic, which seems almost lazy at the frequency he did it. The vast majority of the book is about his relationship with his abusive father, and that storyline was less compelling to me than the one of Philadelphia in the 50s. Overall though, it was well written and I dog-eared some pages for the interesting sentiment. "
— Sarah, 1/16/2014" Really good story but with a record number of trite phrases, woven into lots of off-putting overwriting. Queenan is a better writer than this but I'm still glad I read it . . . "
— Doug, 1/16/2014" Terrific memoir by Joseph Queenan who makes understandable the development of defensive cynicism to get through a hard life and to finally escape it. "
— Inunn56, 1/16/2014" Queenan is a journalist first and a memoirist second, but he has a sharp wit and refreshing candor. I especially enjoyed his un-pc take on AA and the 12 steps. "
— Suzanne, 1/15/2014" Sweet memoir about his childhood in Philly. "
— Lynn, 1/1/2014" Joe can turn a phrase beautifully. "
— Kathy, 12/9/2013" Wonderful audiobook- not sure I would have enjoyed reading it in regular format- "
— Sarah, 12/8/2013Joe Queenan is the author of the books Confessions of a Cineplex Heckler, True Believers, and If You’re Talking to Me, Your Career Must Be in Trouble, among others. A regular contributor to the New York Times, his writing has also been featured in Time, Newsweek, GQ, Esquire, People, Forbes, and Rolling Stone, to name a few. He is a frequent guest on network talk shows and has hosted radio programs for the BBC. He lives in Tarrytown, New York.
Johnny Heller, winner of numerous Earphones and Audie Awards, was named a “Golden Voice” by AudioFile magazine in 2019. He has been a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award winner from 2008 through 2013 and he has been named a top voice of 2008 and 2009 and selected as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine.