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Read By: Johnny Heller Publisher: Tantor Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 8.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 6.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: June 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781400182169

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

21

Longest Chapter Length:

52:53 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

11:14 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

36:15 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

2

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Publisher Description

Joe Queenan's acerbic riffs on movies, sports, books, politics, and many of the least forgivable phenomena of pop culture have made him one of the most popular humorists and commentators of our time. In Closing Time, Queenan turns his sights on a more serious and personal topic: his childhood in a Philadelphia housing project in the early 1960s. By turns hilarious and heartbreaking, Closing Time recounts Queenan's Irish Catholic upbringing in a family dominated by his erratic father, a violent yet oddly charming emotional terrorist whose alcoholism fuels a limitless torrent of self-pity, railing, destruction, and late-night chats with the Lord Himself. With the help of a series of mentors and surrogate fathers, and armed with his own furious love of books and music, Joe begins the long flight away from the dismal confines of his neighborhood—with a brief misbegotten stop at a seminary—and into the wider world. Queenan's unforgettable account of the damage done to children by parents without futures and of the grace children find to move beyond these experiences will appeal to fans of Augusten Burroughs and Mary Karr, and will take its place as an autobiography in the classic American tradition.

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"Of the hundreds of memoirs I have read, this memoir is certainly one of the best. It is the very well-written, heartbreaking, and at times, uproariously funny account of Joe Queenan's childhood growing up in the poor and downtrodden neighborhood's of 1950's and 60's Philadelphia. The story centers around the author's extremely difficult relationship with his alcoholic and incredibly abusive father. Although the story of the alcoholic, abusive, constantly unemployed, and down-on-his-luck father has been told many times before, it is Queenan's gift for story telling and language that makes this book stand out. Queenan decides at an early age to escape the doldrums of Philly and the terror of his drunken father and sets about it in a most determined way by seeking out jobs, books, education, friends, and experiences that take him away from his miserable home life (including a stint in a theological school embracing a youthful flirtation with piousness and becoming a priest). The stories of the many characters he meets along the way are interesting and often laugh-out-loud funny. Along with the New York Time Book Review Notable Books of 2009, I highly recommend this book."

— Joanne (5 out of 5 stars)

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  • An ambitious memoir.... Optimally engrossing, thanks to Queenan's gift for storytelling and acidic humor.

    — The Philadelphia Inquirer

Closing Time Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.6206896551724137 out of 53.6206896551724137 out of 53.6206896551724137 out of 53.6206896551724137 out of 53.6206896551724137 out of 5 (3.62)
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I enjoyed every word of this bittersweet memoir. Plagued by a brutal, alcoholic father, and a childhood lived in humiliating povery, Queenan, the survivor, kept his spirit alive. If you are from Philadelphia, this book will bring back a lot of memories both good and bad. I learned that working class Olney was a hotbed of Nazi sympathy and many other salient facts. "

    — Florence, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I started reading this book a long time ago. I really thought it was going to be good. Unfortunately, Joe Queenan could not hold my interest. Last ...moreI started reading this book a long time ago. I really thought it was going to be good. Unfortunately, Joe Queenan could not hold my interest. Last night I finally sat down and forced -- yes forced -- myself to finish it. It's too bad because I think Joe Queenan's life could make for an interesting story. He just didn't do it justice.(less) "

    — Jeanette, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great memoir of an Irish American kid growing up in Philadelphia. "

    — Kbrew, 1/28/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Like Frank McCourt in Angela's Ashes, Joe Queenan is an Irishman who describes the challenges of childhood poverty and a reprobate father. Cynical, iconoclastic, impressively learned, mercilessly honest, and utterly fascinating. I couldn't put it down. "

    — John, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Mostly I enjoyed this book for the descriptions of Philadelphia. I disagreed with his style of attributing any unique quality as a result of being Irish-Catholic, which seems almost lazy at the frequency he did it. The vast majority of the book is about his relationship with his abusive father, and that storyline was less compelling to me than the one of Philadelphia in the 50s. Overall though, it was well written and I dog-eared some pages for the interesting sentiment. "

    — Sarah, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Really good story but with a record number of trite phrases, woven into lots of off-putting overwriting. Queenan is a better writer than this but I'm still glad I read it . . . "

    — Doug, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Terrific memoir by Joseph Queenan who makes understandable the development of defensive cynicism to get through a hard life and to finally escape it. "

    — Inunn56, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Queenan is a journalist first and a memoirist second, but he has a sharp wit and refreshing candor. I especially enjoyed his un-pc take on AA and the 12 steps. "

    — Suzanne, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Sweet memoir about his childhood in Philly. "

    — Lynn, 1/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Joe can turn a phrase beautifully. "

    — Kathy, 12/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Wonderful audiobook- not sure I would have enjoyed reading it in regular format- "

    — Sarah, 12/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I just couldn't get into this book. After 50 pages of really trying to figure out why, I gave up. It seemed monotonous and moved to slowly for me to continue. "

    — Dawn, 6/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great book! Joe Queenan is a phenomenal writer and I know that's a huge reason that I enjoyed this book so much. The story of Joe growing up in poverty with an alcoholic father is quite sad but the relationship that he built with his father was unexpected. "

    — Audrey, 5/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " spoke to me, as I, too, am irish-american and had a shitty dad. but it devolved toward the end into boomer corniness. sorry you missed woodstock, joe, but at least you have your jewel-like children. "

    — Gwenn, 3/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " gifted language skills - both in vocal & literary tools & tricks. Considering the mass of it is one sad sad sad story of a family terrorized by a abusive & drunken father, done so entertainingly and with memorable insights. "

    — Mike, 2/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Just finished, love Joe even when he uses words like brobindingian. "

    — Jennifer, 11/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An American Angela's Ashes. Once again we learn that the phrase "pathological Irish" is a tautology. Joe Queenan uses his wicked tongue to excise the cancer of his upbringing. Yet amusing. "

    — Mary, 10/18/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " For me, it was THAT good. "

    — Tama, 4/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " So far, I'm loving the gorgeous writing. And the fact that I'm learning new words every other page. Only about halfway through. "

    — Lise, 11/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Joe Queenan grew up in dire poverty with an alcoholic abusive father and an emotionally distant mother. And he lived to tell us his story. I found the book compelling. "

    — Carole, 10/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I appreciated some of his keen observations about human nature and his language, however I found it extremely repeptitive. "

    — Iman, 4/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Joe can turn a phrase beautifully. "

    — Kather21, 1/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " ah, this one hit rather close to home. didn't want to put this one down. "

    — Liz, 12/14/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " spoke to me, as I, too, am irish-american and had a shitty dad. but it devolved toward the end into boomer corniness. sorry you missed woodstock, joe, but at least you have your jewel-like children. "

    — Gwenn, 7/24/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Well written, but hard to read. Such a painful childhood. "

    — Karen, 5/24/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Queenan is a journalist first and a memoirist second, but he has a sharp wit and refreshing candor. I especially enjoyed his un-pc take on AA and the 12 steps. "

    — Suzanne, 5/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Queenan doesn't like anybody much which makes him pretty unlikable himself. He doesn't like the class he rose from and he doesn't like the class he rose to. He seems to like only the Joe Queenan class. "

    — Marty, 3/20/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Really good story but with a record number of trite phrases, woven into lots of off-putting overwriting. Queenan is a better writer than this but I'm still glad I read it . . . "

    — doug, 2/15/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was an interesting read - but I felt like sometimes he didn't give enough examples - esp his early relationship w/ his father. W/out giving spoilers - I thought the ending was really heart-warming, and I was happy for Joe, the author. "

    — Karen, 2/11/2010

About Joe Queenan

Joe Queenan is the author of the books Confessions of a Cineplex Heckler, True Believers, and If You’re Talking to Me, Your Career Must Be in Trouble, among others. A regular contributor to the New York Times, his writing has also been featured in Time, Newsweek, GQ, Esquire, People, Forbes, and Rolling Stone, to name a few. He is a frequent guest on network talk shows and has hosted radio programs for the BBC. He lives in Tarrytown, New York.

About Johnny Heller

Johnny Heller, winner of numerous Earphones and Audie Awards, was named a “Golden Voice” by AudioFile magazine in 2019. He has been a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award winner from 2008 through 2013 and he has been named a top voice of 2008 and 2009 and selected as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine.