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Churched: One Kids Journey Toward God Despite a Holy Mess Audiobook, by Matthew Paul Turner Play Audiobook Sample

Churched: One Kids Journey Toward God Despite a Holy Mess Audiobook

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Read By: Matthew Paul Turner Publisher: Matthew Paul Turner Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: February 2011 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781610452656

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

16

Longest Chapter Length:

28:37 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

11:16 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

18:18 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

8

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Publisher Description

He spent his childhood trapped within the confines of countless bizarre, strict rules. And lived to tell about it. In this first-hand account, author Matthew Paul Turner shares amusing-sometimes cringe-worthy-and poignant stories about growing up in a fundamentalist household, where even well-intentioned contemporary Christian music was proclaimed to be "of the devil."

Churched is a collection of stories that detail an American boy's experiences growing up in a culture where men weren't allowed let their hair grow to touch their ears ("an abomination "), women wouldn't have been caught dead in a pair of pants (unless swimming), and the pastor couldn't preach a sermon without a healthy dose of hellfire and brimstone. Matthew grapples with the absurdity of a Sunday School Barbie burning, the passionate annual boxing match between the pastor and Satan, and the holiness of being baptized a fifth time-while growing into a young man who, amidst the chaotic mess of religion, falls in love with Jesus.

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"It's the author's sometimes awkward, sometimes hitting-too-close-to-home-for-me, personal story about growing up in the Church. I really liked it. "

— Aaron (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A funny and somewhat enlightening book about a culture I knew very little about. It wasn't quite as interesting as I hoped it would be. "

    — Brandi_f, 8/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Listen to audio version of book. Entertaining memoir of growing up as a fundamentalist Baptist through his formidable years. "

    — Tim, 5/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Felt like I was reading my own memoir at times. "

    — Callie, 4/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not good. Not funny. Not true. Not representative of all who are historic fundamentalists. Not worth your time. Not fair. "

    — Ken, 12/29/2010

About Matthew Paul Turner

Matthew Paul Turner is the bestselling author of The Christian Culture Survival Guide and The Coffeehouse Gospel. Before he began writing and speaking fulltime, he served as editor of CCM and music and entertainment editor of Crosswalk.com. He and his wife live in Nashville.