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Read By: Gigi Bermingham Publisher: Highbridge Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.63 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: January 2008 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781598875973

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

8

Longest Chapter Length:

77:13 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

44:28 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

69:54 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Lola Santisi is a twenty-six-year-old member of Hollywood royalty. She suffers from twin afflictions: Actorholism (an addiction to hunky actors) and CDD (Career Deficit Disorder). In her latest gig as a Hollywood Ambassador, she's been engaging in L.A.'s cruelest blood sport: convincing celebrities to wear her designer's gowns to the Oscars.

Lola's first best friend is Kate, a talent agent desperate to go from unter to über by any means necessary; her other BFF is Cricket, a model/actress eager to move beyond her role as a coma victim on a TV hospital drama. Together they dodge fashion roadkill while navigating the GM Fashion Show, the Gagosian dinner at Mr. Chow, Barry Diller's and Diane von Furstenberg's pre-Oscar picnic, and the exclusive Vanity Fair Oscar party, where the time on your invitation marks how far in or out you really are.

When the sun rises at Patrick Whitesell's even more exclusive after-after Oscar bash, who will be left standing in her stilettos?

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"Loved it!! It's like all my favorite trashy tabloids (Star, US, and InTouch) got together and wrote a book. Add in characters you actually like and a super cute story line. Can't wait to read the second one!! "

— Regan (4 out of 5 stars)

Celebutantes Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.925 out of 52.925 out of 52.925 out of 52.925 out of 52.925 out of 5 (2.93)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I liked this book.....alittle slow but stick with it.,,,,,a good summer read.,,,,lite and easy to read,,,, "

    — Marla, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " If you want a mindless, entertaining read this is perfect. Good pace and fun, interesting characters. Xoxo "

    — Claire, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book was trashy and of no intellectual value whatsoever. LOVED IT. It was good in the way Jackie Collins used to be good. "

    — Lucie, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " A fun book that covers the week before the Oscars. This book is a bit Devil Wears Prada, Sex and the City, and a toss fashionista. I'd recommend this as a beach read for the girly girl. Fun and easy and a bit self-absorbed best describes the main character in her path of self discovery. She comes from money, is a bit of a waffler in her jobs, but somehow manages to get her life together in spite or despite it all. "

    — Sara, 2/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Great Beach Read! Daughter of Hollywood Royalty with her perceptions of other actors/actresses during Oscar week. If you liked Nanny Diaries or The Devil Wears Prada, you'll like this. "

    — Karen, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This felt a little self important. They were so busy pointlessly name dropping that if you were to take out all of the needless references to brad pitt, angelina, et al., then the book would be half it's size. Nothing substantial. "

    — Nicole, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Its a great book that really gives you insight into the crazy and self-centered world of Hollywood written by two insiders. Its a page turner and definitely worth reading. "

    — Francesca, 1/25/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Published just in time for the Oscars this year, Celebutantes follows an up-and-coming stylist who lives in her big-time director dad's shadow. She attempts to get big name actresses to wear her friend's designer dresses to the Oscars, and exposes the Hollywood folks for the shallow, selfish bastards they are. No surprises there, but the authors provide lots of laughs along the way, and you really find yourself rooting for the good guys. The good guys include the gay fashion designer, the PR best-friend character who actually has a soul, and a struggling actress who's also too nice for her own good. The best part is that the authors seem to realize how ridiculous this world is, full of flaky, spoiled people. They don't take anything too seriously. It's a great campy read. "

    — Amy, 1/25/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I just couldn't get into this one. "

    — Maxine, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This was a fun book to read--good for pool side or a plane ride. The narration is VERY fast, with lots of celebrity names and movies being dropped every five seconds. It's fun, but I had to take it in staged, it made my head spin trying to take it all in. "

    — Teresa, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I thought this might be a witty look at how the people on the inside of the celeb bubble deal with the superficiality. While the novel is indeed about that, it wasn't witty. Still a decent beach read though. "

    — Alisa, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " The name dropping got really painful after awhile. Summer/poolside read! "

    — Piper, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I loved this book, mostly b/c it was filled with Hollywood and all the celeb name dropping! It was still a really fun, fast paced, easy, entertaining read! "

    — Liz, 12/31/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I started reading this book and couldn't stand it. The constant celebrity name dropping and shallow characters drove me insane. I put this one down to read something with more substance - which could be just about anything in comparison. "

    — Chicken, 12/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book was a pleasant surprise I thought I would be one of those predictable books but it wasn't. It was well written and quite funny in some places an over all an enjoyable read. "

    — Kat, 12/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Fun, but not well written. "

    — doug, 11/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A interesting look inside Hollywood and the divas (male and female). It sure makes you wonder "why"! "

    — Karen, 10/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Alot of name dropping. More thought could have been put into the story line rather than trying to get every celebrity name into the book. Stick with People, it's more interesting. "

    — C, 7/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Fun cover. And that's about all the good I can say about it. "

    — Tara, 6/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Good chick lit! (Recommended to those who enjoy their weekly subscription of US Weekly.) "

    — Diana, 6/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " this is a FUN, quick read with dry wit. something to read when you're in between serious pieces or just looking for a nice in-flight distraction! "

    — Betsy, 5/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Really cute and funny...based on celebs and fashion, need i say more?! "

    — Andrea, 2/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I just didn't like it..... "

    — Erika, 6/6/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I wanted to stop reading this from the first page, but it was my last library book and I won't have anything else to read until I return. The name dropping is overwhelming and obnoxious. It seemed very forced and phony. The writing was meh, the story was even more so. "

    — Meadow, 6/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Okay - I like the "fluffy" novels. This is about a priviledged girl who grew up in Hollywood. It has alot of "behind the scenes." Very fast entertaining book. "

    — Mary, 5/2/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This isn't a book; it's lists of luxury brands and the shallow people who buy them (or rather, demand to get them for free.) "

    — CB, 3/13/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was a very light, easy read. There is major celebrity name dropping in here, but it's still somewhat relatable since the main character, Lola, is trying to find love amongst a sea of douchebags as well as what her career calling truly is. "

    — Caitie, 7/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Book candy at it's most shameful. I enjoyed the book, but I would in no way declare it as a must-read. I would have been happy abandoning the book half-way through if necessary--unfortunately it wasn't needed. A good choice for a beach read, but not a good choice for the intellectual set. "

    — Nicole, 5/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " oooh it was liking reading a gossip mag. i love name dropping in books. solid. "

    — Misha, 4/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Funny and laugh out loud reading. "

    — Jennifer, 1/23/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fun chic lit. Read around Oscars Week in February for light hearted story with humor and the craziness of the rich and famous. "

    — Heather, 1/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I really liked it. A little bit like reading a 300ish page gossip column, but it was definitely a fun read. "

    — Caitlin, 11/18/2010
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Chick-lit gone wrong. Although it's been years since I read this novel, I can still remember that it was just nothing remarkable at all... "

    — Chrissy, 11/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " It was the week of my due date- what can I say. "

    — Alison, 9/2/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Fun, light read that explores the insanity of celebrity culture. Especially fun if you love fashion. "

    — Kaarin, 7/31/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A fun, easy read. Entertaining because it gives an insider's sense of being in Hollywood. "

    — Erica, 7/2/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " pure utter fluff on a plate. less thank bubblegum, but within it's own category, a great mindless read! Funny, spiteful, revenge acheived. Thought it was great "

    — Michelle, 6/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This book disappointed me. It is nothing more than a predictable tale that makes for an easy poolside read. "

    — Katie, 6/4/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Expected a light read and definitely got it. This book suffers with a shocking amount of celebrity analogies, many of which are dated at the time of my reading. Meh. "

    — Sarah, 2/23/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Started off REALLY bad but thought it ended ok. "

    — Lacey, 2/22/2010

About the Authors

Amanda Goldberg is the daughter of film and TV producer Leonard Goldberg. She received her BA in English Literature and Art History at the University of Pennsylvania. She began her career working for fashion designer Todd Oldham in New York before returning to Hollywood to join her father’s production company, where she was the associate producer on the blockbuster film Charlie’s Angels.