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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (584 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Will Wiles Narrator: Michael Pag Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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A witty debut novel about a housesitting gig gone terribly, hilariously wrong

A British copywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar’s elegant, ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern European city. The instructions are simple: feed the cats, don’t touch the piano, and make sure nothing harms the priceless wooden floors. Content for the first time in ages, he accidentally spills some wine. Over the course of a week, both the apartment and the narrator’s sanity fall apart in this original and “weirdly addictive” (Daily Mail) novel.

As the situation in and out of the sleek apartment spirals out of control, more of Oskar’s notes appear, taking on an insistent—even sinister—tone. Care of Wooden Floors is a must-read for anyone who’s ever bungled a housesitting gig or felt inferior to a perfectionist friend—that is to say, all of us.

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  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Ferris | 2/15/2014

    " Audiobook..........Theater of the absurd in a first person narrative.....did not enjoy this at any level. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Carol | 2/5/2014

    " I really hate to leave a book started but unfinished. I hardly ever do so. I liked the idea of this novel -- of a housesitter whose best laid plans of care go horribly awry, but it just didn't work for me. The writing was so dry, so...dull, as to be almost sedating. I have to confess I made it no further than the first 100 pages or so. The only interesting parts were the cats and the absent owner and there just weren't enough of them to keep the book moving. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Meredith | 1/26/2014

    " A few gripes on a potentially really great book. The vocabulary of the narrator and his constant, absolutely constant use of metaphor and simile grates. Also I hate the use of bad language...in this case a small explosion of it that doesn't seem in any way justified by the setting. Although I could kind of relate to encountering someone in another country communicating to me in English, my first language and their second, and hearing it completely peppered with F-words. As if someone once told them....look, all you've got to do to sound like a native when speaking English is use this in place of any word you forget. And there's a lack of closure on the whole cleaning woman fiasco. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Katy Noyes | 1/23/2014

    " Really enjoyed the slow-burn of this, the ridiculous escalation and climax. Not for all, but good payoff if you are patient. Very blackly funny. "

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