Patrick Wensink's Broken Piano for President earned him status as an internationally best-selling author - as well as a "World's Nicest Cease and Desist" from Jack Daniel's. Deshler Dean is only at his brilliant best when he's blackout drunk. Having invented a hamburger as addictive as crystal meth, scored a record contract for his alt-rock band, and become entangled in the biggest war since WWII, Deshler finds himself tackling the fast-food industry - and trying to save the world.
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"This was one of those books I never planned on reading. I already had an idea of what I was going to pick up at the library, but I this book caught my eye on the "New" rack in the adult section. This book was fantastic. The humor was great, and I never got bored once."
— Blake (4 out of 5 stars)
" I may try again later. I'm must be missing something others are seeing in this book. "
— Joe, 11/27/2013" If you think getting so drunk that you can't remember anything you said or did is funny, you'll love this book. I did not love this book. In fact, I couldn't finish it -- read about half and then gave up. "
— Charlie, 9/24/2013" Fun satire of punk bands and burger barons with some interesting worlds colliding angles. A tad tough to follow at times but thoroughly entertaining. "
— Jason, 2/22/2013