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3.00032404406999 out of 53.00032404406999 out of 53.00032404406999 out of 53.00032404406999 out of 53.00032404406999 out of 5 3.00 (3,086 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: S. G. Browne Narrator: Kirby Heyborne Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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For fans of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death.

Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere.
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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Lisa | 11/23/2015

    " I love S.G. Browne, zombies with a twist. Original storyline. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Gypsie Holley | 2/16/2014

    " This is for my Bookcamp. I really don't know how anyone can make a character more pathetic in any circumstance than Mr. Browne did with Andy! Check out the reviews after the next camp meeting! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Ranee | 2/15/2014

    " There are so many inside jokes to be had from this book. If you love a good dark comedy this is it, look no further. Fortunately Paramount Pictures has the movie rights to this hilarious story and I keep high hopes that this will be a film one day. This is S.G. Browne's first published book and I am pretty excited about his next "Fated". "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by ehnonymus | 2/13/2014

    " i wanted to be more into this book because apparently it was written by a friend of a friend, but it just wasn't my scene. don't get me wrong, zombies have their time and place, but i felt that there was way too much time spent on in-depth consideration of zombie ostracism and not enough time spent on plot. though it was funny. "

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