Bowl of Cherries: A Novel Audiobook, by Millard Kaufman Play Audiobook Sample

Bowl of Cherries: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Bronson Pinchot Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.50 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2008 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781483051390

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

41

Longest Chapter Length:

40:27 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:25 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

16:09 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Kicked out of Yale at age fourteen, the precocious Judd Breslau takes a questionable job from the eccentric Phillips Chatterton, a bathrobe-wearing Egyptologist working out of a dilapidated home laboratory. There, Judd falls for young Valerie Chatterton, who quickly leads Breslau away from his research and into, in order: the attic, a Colorado equestrian ranch, a porn studio beneath the Brooklyn Bridge, and a jail cell in southern Iraq, where we find him awaiting his own execution while the war rages on in the north.

Written by a ninety-year-old debut novelist, ex-Marine, two-time Oscar nominee, and co-creator of Mr. Magoo, Bowl of Cherries rivals the liveliest comic novels for sheer gleeful inventiveness. This is a book of astounding breadth and sharp consequence, containing all the joy, derangement, terror, and doubt of adolescence and modern times.

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"It had to go back to the library before I could finish it, but man, this guy had an amazing vocabulary. 90-year-old first-time novelist, creator of Mr. Magoo back way back when, award winning screenwriter - this is the best-written book, from a a language standpoint, I have read in ages. And its about the horrors of war and mundanities of academia and is still funny."

— Alex (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “[A] smart, zany comedy…irresistible…Kaufman’s comic imagination, his ability to mix things scatological and historical, political and philosophical, reminds one of those young’uns Kurt Vonnegut and Joseph Heller…But Kaufman seems to have more heart than those ’60s satirists; his precocious young hero pulls on our sympathies even as he trudges on through absurdity.”

    — Washington Post Book World
  • “[An] irresistible comic novel, a bawdy, original coming-of-age tale. Kaufman’s screwball sensibility, relish for language, gleeful vulgarism and deep sympathy for his characters make this novel an unprecedented joyride…Kaufman’s book is shot through with worldly wit and a keen sense of the humor in human foibles.”

    — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
  • “The ninety year old’s inquisitiveness and tenacity shine brightly within the novel, in which he weaves words more impressively than a spider spins a web…Kaufman’s writing summons the ghosts of Vladimir Nabokov and Franz Kafka.”

    — Rocky Mountain Chronicle
  • “[Kaufman] packs a lifetime of experience and wisdom into this story…Kaufman’s delight in thrusting Judd from one antic scenario to another is contagious. The audio production is excellent, and Bronson Pinchot carries the story’s many twists and turns with aplomb; his voice is deep, and listening is a pleasure. The story’s globe-trotting transitions well to listening, and listeners will appreciate the narration’s clear use of just-different-enough voices for different characters.”

    — AudioFile
  • “Reminiscent of Christopher Moore’s fantastic fiction, this work includes quite a cast of quirky characters and unbelievable sequences of strange events that keep the story intriguing and perhaps also illustrates the turbulence of growing up.”

    — Library Journal

Awards

  • A Publishers Weekly Best Book of 2007

Bowl of Cherries Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 (3.00)
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4 Stars: 9
3 Stars: 8
2 Stars: 7
1 Stars: 3
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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " In short, it reminded me of Tim Robbins' style. I didn't much care for it. But I know a few people who would... And I'll be passing the book that direction. "

    — Jes, 2/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This might be what would have happened if Holden Caulfield had grown up in the 90s. It's fast and twisty; you must pay attention. Oh and it's funny as hell. "

    — Adrien, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A wonderfully absurd first novel by a 90-year-old about the "backward" province of Assama in Iraq that might be both the cradle and the hope of civilization. "

    — Gina, 2/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Good job on writing a book 90 year old dude. You should have set it in the sixties instead of 2004 so it could be a commentary on the war in Iraq. I would have liked it better. People have computers and cell phones now. Nobody uses telegrams anymore. You do have an excellent vocabulary though. "

    — Sick, 1/22/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I think I added at least 250 words to my vocabulary reading this. "

    — stillme, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Though I appreciated the author's alliterative genius, and witty turns of phrase... I'm just not a fan of slapstick-y yuk-yuk-yuk kind of humor, and this was just over the top that way. "

    — emi, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very well-written with a rich vocabulary and a zany cast of characters ... this is definitely a unique story (albeit a little far-fetched). Liking it a lot!! "

    — Sydney, 11/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Clever and imaginative. Never thought I'd say this, but...too many fart jokes. "

    — Aaron, 11/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interesting book! Pretty weird too! A lot of it was funny and some of it was close enough to true to be scary. The characters were great and unpredictable. "

    — Joe, 10/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " this is one of the most bizarre stories i've read in a long time. so imaginative. at times i would speed read, but not that often. it moves along pretty well. "

    — Lora, 7/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " One of my neighbors left this in the hallway for someone to take, they probably thought it wasn't too important either. "

    — Dylan, 4/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I haven't finished this book yet but I'm finding it rather enjoyable -- I'm giving it four stars strictly for the cover art. I may increase this to five stars later... we'll see how it ends. "

    — Graham, 7/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I like that it's overwritten. "

    — Vanessa, 4/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It's really cool, it's funny and very sarcastic, which I like. Pace felt slow, but worth the read! "

    — Sarah, 4/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Kinda uneven book, but finally got into it towards the end. Predictable, but interesting character studies throughout. "

    — Delenn, 1/20/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Many of the reviews I've read of this book have compared it to Catcher in the Rye, which I don't think is an apt comparison. The protagonist of Bowl of Cherries isn't nearly as insufferable as Holden Caufield and the novel is actually an enjoyable, poop-pun-filled romp through lovelorn adolescence. "

    — Shawn, 10/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Read for book club. It's like a bad Pynchon try, all the excrement and sex without the politics or smarts. Very macho orientation. Just generally frustrating. I was not a fan at all. "

    — Thorn, 7/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Kinda uneven book, but finally got into it towards the end. Predictable, but interesting character studies throughout. "

    — Delenn, 4/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " what got me about this book was that it was written by a 90 year old person who created Mr. Magoo. That sealed it for me. I was amazed by this man's clever and imaginative writing as well as his vocab, I was sent to the dictionary several times. I loved the book. "

    — Jill, 9/14/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This novel was very funny at times, and I was enjoying it to begin with, but I lost interest towards the end. The cartoon location and goings on in Coproliabad were too much for me, and the general tone of the book began to wear. "

    — Stephanie, 9/12/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Amusing in parts; some odd and funny characters but not a compelling plot. Have to admit I was attracted by the idea of a 90-year-old's first novel. Turns out he had done screenplays and TV writing, juts not a novel. "

    — Michael, 7/25/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interesting book! Pretty weird too! A lot of it was funny and some of it was close enough to true to be scary. The characters were great and unpredictable. "

    — Joe, 5/15/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " 3.5 A surprisingly fun, well-paced, sexy first book. The subject, tone, and voice are very much in the McSweeney's universe, which is surprising from a nonagenarian. I enjoyed all the characters, though slightly cartoonish, and the plot, excepting the end. Worth it for Dawnette. "

    — Eoin, 5/3/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " from what i remember i thought it was awesome. it is another for me that is a re-read. "

    — Liz, 3/15/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Good job on writing a book 90 year old dude. You should have set it in the sixties instead of 2004 so it could be a commentary on the war in Iraq. I would have liked it better. People have computers and cell phones now. Nobody uses telegrams anymore. You do have an excellent vocabulary though. "

    — Rocky, 3/6/2010
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " God love this old guy. I have his picture on the wall of my office. I am inspired that he wrote his first novel at 90. BUT I tried to get into this book several times but eventually had to cast it aside. Sorry Millard! "

    — Steve, 2/10/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Millard Kaufman has an amazing vocabulary and an unusual story to tell and he'll keep you on your toes for this funny, sweet, earthy read. I wasn't a huge fan of the ending, but otherwise it's well worth it. "

    — Lisa, 1/4/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Enjoyable books. Like some of the reviews mentioned, it was very wordy and used a lot of "big words", but I didn't mind. Certainly had me intrigued to the end. Looking forward to the second novel by Kaufman, who is in his early 90s. "

    — George, 9/6/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " not very good. some good sentences. "

    — Alok, 8/8/2009

About Millard Kaufman

Millard Kaufman (1917–2009) plunged into World War II on Guadal canal as a member of the US Marine Corps and then made D-Day landings on Guam and Okinawa. He co-created the beloved Mr. Magoo and was twice nominated for screenwriting Oscars.

About Bronson Pinchot

Bronson Pinchot, Audible’s Narrator of the Year for 2010, has won Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Awards, AudioFile Earphones Awards, Audible’s Book of the Year Award, and Audie Awards for several audiobooks, including Matterhorn, Wise Blood, Occupied City, and The Learners. A magna cum laude graduate of Yale, he is an Emmy- and People’s Choice-nominated veteran of movies, television, and Broadway and West End shows. His performance of Malvolio in Twelfth Night was named the highlight of the entire two-year Kennedy Center Shakespeare Festival by the Washington Post. He attended the acting programs at Shakespeare & Company and Circle-in-the-Square, logged in well over 200 episodes of television, starred or costarred in a bouquet of films, plays, musicals, and Shakespeare on Broadway and in London, and developed a passion for Greek revival architecture.