An award-wining and "outrageously entertaining" true crime story (San Francisco Chronicle) about the professional hockey player-turned-bank robber whose bizarre and audacious crime spree galvanized Hungary in the decade after the fall of the Iron Curtain.
During the 1990s, while playing for the biggest hockey team in Budapest, Attila Ambrus took up bank robbery to make ends meet. Arrayed against him was perhaps the most incompetent team of crime investigators the Eastern Bloc had ever seen: a robbery chief who had learned how to be a detective by watching dubbed Columbo episodes; a forensics man who wore top hat and tails on the job; and a driver so inept he was known only by a Hungarian word that translates to Mound of Ass-Head.
Ballad of the Whiskey Robber is the completely bizarre and hysterical story of the crime spree that made a nobody into a somebody, and told a forlorn nation that sometimes the brightest stars come from the blackest holes. Like The Professor and the Madman and The Orchid Thief, Julian Rubinstein's bizarre crime story is so odd and so wicked that it is completely irresistible.
"A whiz-bang read...Hilarious and oddly touching...Rubinstein writes in a guns-ablazing style that perfectly fits the whiskey robber's tale." --Salon
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"What a hoot! I bought this for a summer (trip) read. I absolutely thought it was fiction (since I didn't read the blurbs)...but this is absolutely a scream! A true crime drama that takes in the fall of communism, free market robbery, corrupt officials, and ICE HOCKEY!!! Goodness! What a book!"
— Jill (4 out of 5 stars)
Rubinstein has found a story of the sort that would make even the most dry-mouthed journalist slobber. Sometimes sad, often hilarious and always absurd, Ambrus's tale microcosmically condenses the politico-historic oddities of his place and era into one entertaining and tidy narrative... With a keen eye for the ridiculous, fearlessly high-speed prose and an extraordinary wealth of reported detail, Rubinstein conducts the affair like an unusually thoughtful carnival barker.
— New York Times Book Review (Editors' Choice)Outrageously entertaining... An essential absurdism is never far from the surface... A rip-roaring cops and robbers saga with a Mitteleuropean heart.
— San Francisco ChronicleThe antagonistic protagonist of Julian Rubinstein's picaresque romp is a real person who defies belief... Rubinstein rides the momentum in appropriately riotous fashion, but he wisely never lets his vivid style overshadow a tale that burns up the pages on its own momentum. Nor does he succumb to sentimentality when exploring the tale's pathos-and believe it or not, there's as much of that as there is burlesque. A memorable tragicomedy.
— Boston GlobeJulian Rubinstein's richly enjoyable true-crime saga... Mr. Rubinstein narrates all these farcical goings-on with a sad affection peeking through, even for the dumbest and most corrupt characters. But primarily he maintains that marvelously sardonic Eastern European resignation, that ironic tone of voice that always seems to shrug and say, 'So what did you expect?'
— Dallas Morning NewsSometimes a book comes along that taxes even our best summarizing skills, but since we can't just really order you to read it (or can we?), let's just say that Julian Rubinstein's Ballad of the Whiskey Robber, the totally bizarre true story of ice hockey-playing bank robber (and pelt smuggler, grave-digger, the list goes on) Attila Ambrus is one of the quirkiest and most riveting narratives. Here, the bad guys are the gentleman, the good guys are the bumblers, and nothing is quite what it seems, but that won't keep you from laughing out loud every couple of pages. Weirdness has never been quite so winning.
— ElleRubinstein has a knack for vividly portraying his stranger-than-fiction characters... By turns hilarious and incredible, this stuff just can't be made up.
— Maxim (5 out of 5 stars)A wonderful read. Rubinstein's account of the Whiskey Robber seems straight out of Hollywood and indeed it's ideal for the big screen.
— Sports IllustratedA beautifully crafted tale... In Rubinstein's deft hands, Attila becomes a great tragicomic character... Unlike many books today that run out of energy after the first several chapters, Rubinstein keeps up the high energy, madcap comedy throughout the book.
— Denver PostThis story of a bank robber who captured a nation's sympathy in post-Communist Hungary is a rollicking tale told with glee and flair.... Rubinstein has a knack for telling a good story, and he captures well both Ambrus's appeal and the atmosphere of the first few years of capitalism in Hungary... This Jesse James-like tale has the chance to be a sleeper that transcends nonfiction categories.
— Publishers Weekly (starred review)Never was there a more entertaining case history of the fall of communism... Wholly enjoyable.
— KirkusIts hard to imagine what journalist Julian Rubinstein thought when he stumbled across the twisted tale of Attila Ambrus, but his fascination finds riveting realization in Ballad of the Whiskey Robber, a nonfiction account of a story that must be read to be believed... Rubinstein surveys the whole tale in grand storytelling fashion, following the action and the chase in entertaining detail. Ballad of the Whiskey Robber is more than just an impressive yarn, though: Set against a rich backdrop of hope and despair, the book is a heartrending study of a character whose bungling tells the story of a world much bigger than his own.
— The Onion, AV Club" This story was so seriously crazy. I absolutely loved it. "
— Dani, 2/16/2014" Well written book mixing sports to a small degree and the messiness of changing political philosophies. "
— Alton, 2/11/2014" Fantastic. Hockey, whiskey, thievery, pelt-smuggling... and all based on a true story! Big-time page turner, highly recommended. "
— Jeff, 2/8/2014" This is such a story. You can practically see it as a movie as you read it. I picked it up b/c I was in the mood for something involving hockey but the book is so much more. Rooting for the bank robbing anti-hero and his schemes is really fun in this one. "
— Rob, 2/8/2014" Enjoyable book, especially for anyone familiar with Romania and Hungary in the 1980s and 1990s. "
— Penny, 2/6/2014" This book was fantastic! It is a true story of a Hungarian bank robber. Very well written. Couldn't put it down! "
— Kathy, 1/17/2014" One incredibly likeable Transylvanian bandit? Check. An entertainingly written chunk of Hungarian history? Check. Lots and lots of whiskey? Check and check. An illuminating romp through post-Communist Hungary (with bits of Romania). Highly recommend. "
— Carolina, 1/17/2014" I determined that Hungary is crazy. Hockey players are crazy. The police force after the fall of communism left much to be desired. Interesting book. "
— Cameron, 1/7/2014" Seriously, who bought me this book? This will bug me forever. "
— alyssa, 12/15/2013" Plain 'ol odd fun "
— Johnny, 12/5/2013" Another book nabbed from my husband. "
— Nicole, 4/10/2013" Thoroughly enjoyed this true-life humorous crime caper. Hope to see it made into a movie. "
— CJ, 3/23/2013" This is a nutball of a book - perfect vacation reading. The story just gets weirder and weirder, and the writing is great. "
— Elizabeth, 1/24/2013" offbeat non fiction "
— Ken, 11/8/2012" Starts out a little slow, but it's an incredible story. I just found out that Warner Bros bought the rights to the book and will be making a movie....starring Johnny Depp. There's also an interview between the author and Attila Ambrus on youtube which is really interesting. "
— janet, 8/6/2012" Great story of Attila the robber, with a strong emphasis on the Romanian/Hungarian situation through the time period (1980s and 90s). Very well written, very interesting, a worthwhile read! "
— Seth, 5/28/2012" a bit odd, fun read. not one of my favorite but worth reading. "
— Silvana, 4/3/2012" I'm a geek for Eastern Europe, so I couldn't put this down. Hilarious and well-written as well. "
— Kate, 1/13/2012" Wow- took me by surprise. What a fascinating true story set in post Soviet Hungary and very well written. Would love to see a movie of this. "
— Lisa, 1/8/2012" Well written and entertaining, I never knew what was going to happen next. It was interesting from a historical perspective as well. "
— Judi, 11/18/2011" Romanian/Hungarian third-string goalie robs banks, becomes folk hero Robin Hood, still in jail. Also, drinks Johnny Walker Red. "
— Greg, 10/10/2011" Whoa!<br/>Packed with suspense and humor, excellent work, "
— Ken, 2/16/2011" Never knew I would enjoy knowing the history of Hungary/Romania, but what a great history read. The author has a quirky sense of humor which takes a somewhat simple bank robbery story to a different level. "
— Lisa, 1/17/2011" A masterpiece of reporting and storytelling on one of the richest characters I've read about in years. Whenever someone asks me for a book recommendation, this is always the first book that comes to mind. "
— Matt, 1/13/2011" This story was so seriously crazy. I absolutely loved it. "
— Dani, 11/26/2010" A story about a crime spree. It gets monotonous. "
— Scott, 11/14/2010" Extremely amusing book. Drags a little towards the end, but an incredible and wacky true story "
— Isa, 10/28/2010" Picked it up off a bargain table on a whim. Became one of my favorite books of all time. I would love to meet Attila and have a conversation with him. "
— Amy, 10/10/2010" Fun read--bit of a romp through the Wild Wild East of the immediate post-communist era. "
— Noah, 9/7/2010" True story of Atilla Ambrus, an ethnic Hungarian born in Transylvania (Romania) under Ceaucescu who escaped to Budapest to play third string goalie for Hungarian league hockey and begin a career of getting drunk on Johnny Walker Red and robbing banks. "
— Mark, 8/2/2010" Hilarious book about how Hungary became the Wild, Wild West after the fall of the Iron Curtain as personified by the Chicky Panther. "
— Jeff, 7/18/2010Julian Rubinstein is a journalist and the author of Ballad of the Whiskey Robber, which was a finalist for the Edgar Allan Poe Best Fact Crime award. His work has appeared in the New Yorker, Rolling Stone, and the New York Times Magazine, as well as in Best American Crime Writing. He is a visiting professor of the practice of documentary journalism at the University of Denver.
Bryan Kennedy was born and raised on Long Island and has been working as an actor and comedian in New York for the past several years. He has done numerous theater productions, voiceovers, commercials, and audiobooks.
Lee Samuels (SAG-AFTRA) has lent his deep, “whiskey-smooth” voice to over 200 romance audiobooks; from small-town to suspense, and rom-coms to erotica. With a background in theatre, Lee’s audiobook career began in New York City when his roommate, then working as an audiobook engineer at Recorded Books, offered to help him record a few auditions for her friends’ then-new studio (Brick Shop Audio) in 2011. In his other life, he’s also a New York Times-published writer and author.