Bad Dog: A Love Story Audiobook, by Martin Kihn Play Audiobook Sample

Bad Dog: A Love Story Audiobook

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Read By: David Drummond Publisher: Highbridge Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: April 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781611747492

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

34

Longest Chapter Length:

20:41 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:44 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

10:51 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

3

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Publisher Description

Meet Hola. She’s a nightmare, but it’s not her fault if she tackles strangers and chews on furniture, or if she runs after buses and fried chicken containers and drug dealers. No one ever told her not to. Worse yet, she scares her family. Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she’s never been trained—at least, not by anyone who knew what he was doing. 

 

Hola’s supposed master, Marty, is a high-functioning alcoholic. A TV writer turned management consultant, Marty’s in debt and out of shape; he’s about to lose his job, and one day he emerges from a haze of peach-flavored vodka to find he’s on the verge of losing his wife, Gloria, too, if he can’t get his life—and his dog—under control.

 

 Desperately trying to save his marriage, Marty throws himself headlong into the world of competitive dog training. Unfortunately, he knows even less than Hola, the only dog ever to be expelled from her puppy preschool twice. Somehow, together, they need to get through the American Kennel Club’s rigorous Canine Good Citizen test. Of course, Hola first needs to learn how to sit. It won’t be easy. It certainly won’t be pretty. But maybe, just maybe, there will be cheesecake.

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"This is probably the closest I'll get to reading a "dog book" - whether it be a "Marley and Me" heartwrencher or a how-to-raise-an-obedient0dog guide - because it has a touch but not too much of that genre. It's more of a memoir about a smart, talented alcoholic whose marriage is on the rocks in part because of his unruly Bernese mountain dog Hola but also, although it's not all that clear, because of things like the author's drinking. What makes the book such a great read is the writer's wit - he's a tv comedy writer and it shows. Apparently he also went to my high school. I also learned what it takes for a dog and owner to earn a Canine Good Citizen Award (CGC) from the American Kennel Club - and that my Vizsla Ernie and I are not likely to do so anytime soon."

— Betsy (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I loved this book because it's about redemption, humility and getting a handle on one's place in the world. The framework of all this is the training of a lovable, possibly untrainable Bernese Mountain dog named Hola. Hola's training is the road back to life for her alcoholic, wife-separated owner, who, along the way, learns just as much about himself as he does about his dog as they make their way--and not always without missteps--toward triumph. A poignant, heartfelt memoir that offers as many life lessons as it does lessons in dog behavior. "

    — Rick, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " What a delightful story...a great read for any dog lover. I learned a lot about dogs from the author's trials and tribulations. It never ceases to amaze me how clever dogs are...we seldom enable our dogs to reach potential. "

    — Betty, 2/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " author describes training his badly behaved bernese mountain dog, and his struggle with alcoholism. seems a bit disjointed at the beginning. worth sticking with it. "

    — Jan, 2/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I was surprised to find how much I enjoyed this book as it was not what I expected. Instead of a love story, the author tells the story of his recovery from alcoholism and the rebuilding of his marriage through training and bonding with his dog. It brought back a lot of memories of my first time trying to train my first dogs. I had forgotten how difficult the leaning process is in he beginning and how much the dogs inadvertently suffer from our good intentions. A meaningful story entertainingly told. "

    — Pam, 1/22/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Marty, a so called "High functioning alcoholic" (no such animal), and his dog Hola have problems. Marty's wife, after being attacked by Hola, leaves him. After this, Marty gets the idea that if Hola can pass the Canine Good Citizen (CGC) then his wife will come back to him. The book rambles, a lot, and reminds me of my Grandfather when he was drunk. I don't understand it, because Marty was suppose to have not been drinking at this time. This is why I just could not enjoy it. I also have a problem with Marty insisting on keeping a dog that has attacked his wife. I love dogs myself, but if any of our dogs (no matter how much they are loved) had attacked my Mother, that dog would have either been put down or sent to a dog shelter. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. "

    — Melissa, 1/21/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Love these life stories. More than just a story of man and his dog. Very interesting about dog training and addiction recovery. "

    — Laurie, 1/21/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A quick fun read about an (eventually) recovering alcoholic and his traning of Hola, a Bernese Mountain Dog. I enjoyed it a lot! "

    — Sally, 1/21/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Alcoholic author gets girl. Couple get dog. Dog bites girl repeatedly. Alcoholic author and dog lose girl. Alcoholic author gets sober and takes dog training classes. Dog learns. Recovering alcoholic author gets girl again. Happily ever-after. "

    — Gregory, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This story is fabulous! Witty and clever and loving. Dogs are so much smarter than people. "

    — Ellie, 1/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Good book. A bit much for me on the AA philosophy but it's part of the writer's personal journey. It's actually pretty cool how he ties it in to the dog's training. I really like how the relationship between the man and dog progresses. It's very well written. "

    — Michele, 1/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A cute, and at times, poignant read. A fast read, for dog lovers. I enjoyed the writing. A bit predictable. (Don't look at the pictures before you read the book!) Worth it, though. "

    — Kathy, 12/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A must read for dog owners; especially if despite your best efforts your dog pretty much does what IT wants to not what you think it should be doing. "

    — Lori, 11/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Expected fiction. Not fiction. But it was a nice enough story. Pretty easy read. "

    — Frances, 11/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Really good read. I was worried because other reviews implied the book was more about the author's alcoholism than the dog. But this was an awesome story of a man and his dog working towards a goal together. "

    — Jessica, 10/31/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very entertaining and well written. As much about the author's struggle with himself as about him training his dog. "

    — Sigridur, 10/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " True story about one man's addiction, marriage, dog, and how they all interact. Parts were hilarious; others were tragic. I think I might read it again... "

    — Kcoloney, 8/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Not what I was expecting. I thought the book would be more about the dog vs. the human with a drinking problem. I really should have not finished the book, it just was a bunch of drunken ramblings. "

    — Brenda, 8/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book reminded me a little too much of our bad dogs but it was a quick easy fun read for any dog lover. :) "

    — Barbie, 8/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I loved this story. It's about redemption and rebirth for a man AND his dog. Just goes to show that until we are healthy ourselves we can't really be so good for others. "

    — Beth, 7/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " The author is very amusing and has a good writing style. "

    — Michelle, 6/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I enjoyed the story of Hola and her human. "

    — Jami, 6/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A must read if you are a dog lover - especially if you have a bad dog like me! "

    — Erika, 4/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I'm obsessed with recovery memoirs, so I was eager to read this one. I disliked the character Martin Kihn portrayed himself as in BAD DOG, though, and his writing wasn't strong enough to keep me interested in his story. "

    — RD, 3/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Bernese Mountain Dog with alcoholic owner. What's not to like? "

    — Chris, 8/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I had a major issue at the beginning when he talks about getting a dog from a breeder ("what choice did we have?" um, adopt from a shelter or breed specific rescue, jerk.) but I tried to put that aside and enjoy the rest of the book. And it was an interesting story of their journey. "

    — Brenna, 6/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A bit motivational for me to start training my dog...this is a story of an alcoholic who has a difficult dog, they both enjoy the benefits of support, consistency and friendships. Funny at times, especially when the author has the dog respond to his questions and comments. "

    — Carrie, 5/14/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was just ok. I really wanted another Racing in The Rain or Marley and Me, but it fell pretty short, oh well. "

    — Andrea, 2/22/2012

About Martin Kihn

Martin Kihn is an Emmy Award-nominated former writer for MTV’s Pop-Up Video and the author of House of Lies. He has worked at Spy, Forbes, and New York, and his articles have appeared in the New York Times, GQ, Details, and Cosmopolitan. He lives in Minneapolis.

About David Drummond

David Drummond has made his living as an actor for over twenty-five years, appearing on stages large and small throughout the country and in Seattle, Washington, his hometown. He has narrated over thirty audiobooks, in genres ranging from current political commentary to historical nonfiction, fantasy, military, thrillers, and humor. He received an AudioFile Earphones Award for his first audiobook, Love ’Em or Lose ’Em: Getting Good People to Stay. When not narrating, he keeps busy writing plays and stories for children.