B is for Beer: A Children’s Book for Grown-Ups, a Grown-Up Book for Children Audiobook, by Tom Robbins Play Audiobook Sample

B is for Beer: A Children’s Book for Grown-Ups, a Grown-Up Book for Children Audiobook

B is for Beer: A Children’s Book for Grown-Ups, a Grown-Up Book for Children Audiobook, by Tom Robbins Play Audiobook Sample
FlexPass™ Price: $11.95
$9.95 for new members!
(Includes UNLIMITED podcast listening)
  • Love your audiobook or we'll exchange it
  • No credits to manage, just big savings
  • Unlimited podcast listening
Add to Cart
$9.95/m - cancel anytime - 
learn more
OR
Regular Price: $14.95 Add to Cart
Read By: Laura Silverman Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 1.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: April 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780061768644

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

18

Longest Chapter Length:

19:16 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:43 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

08:17 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

6

Other Audiobooks Written by Tom Robbins: > View All...

Publisher Description

A Children's Book About Beer?

Yes, believe it or not—but B Is for Beer is also a book for adults, and bear in mind that it's the work of maverick bestselling novelist Tom Robbins, inter-nationally known for his ability to both seriously illuminate and comically entertain.

nce upon a time (right about now) there was a planet (how about this one?) whose inhabitants consumed thirty-six billion gallons of beer each year (it's a fact, you can Google it). Among those affected, each in his or her own way, by all the bubbles, burps, and foam, was a smart, wide-eyed, adventurous kindergartner named Gracie; her distracted mommy; her insensitive dad; her non-conformist uncle; and a magical, butt-kicking intruder from a world within our world.

Populated by the aforementioned characters—and as charming as it may be subversive—B Is for Beer involves readers, young and old, in a surprising, far-reaching investigation into the limits of reality, the transformative powers of children, and, of course, the ultimate meaning of a tall, cold brewski.

Download and start listening now!

"what fun! despite the dual claims on the cover, this is definitely a book for grownups. as with all Robbins books, the fun is the vehicle for ruminations about the meaning of life and love, and how to care for them, among other Big Questions."

— Dennis (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “The cover of this audiobook reads ‘performed by Laura Silverman,’ as opposed to ‘read by Laura Silverman,’ for a reason: Her cotton-candy voice is full of almost-musical playfulness. It runs the danger of being cloying, but given the uniqueness of the literary device Robbins uses to tell the story, Silverman’s tone is strangely appealing: This is a ‘children’s book’ seen from the eyes of a precocious kindergartener named Gracie that uses beer as the universal metaphor for life itself. Although this is shorter than much of Robbins’s work, he hasn’t lost his gift for astute, and somewhat mocking, cultural observations.“

    — AudioFile
  • “Whimsical, absurdist.” 

    — New York Post
  • “Kids at heart, and anyone bemused by Robbins’ previous novels, will guzzle down Robbins’ latest brew.”

    — Denver Post

Awards

  • A New York Times bestseller
  • An Amazon.com Top 10 Book for Food Lit

B is for Beer Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.94285714285714 out of 52.94285714285714 out of 52.94285714285714 out of 52.94285714285714 out of 52.94285714285714 out of 5 (2.94)
5 Stars: 0
4 Stars: 11
3 Stars: 14
2 Stars: 7
1 Stars: 3
Narration: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 (0.00)
5 Stars: 0
4 Stars: 0
3 Stars: 0
2 Stars: 0
1 Stars: 0
Story: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 (0.00)
5 Stars: 0
4 Stars: 0
3 Stars: 0
2 Stars: 0
1 Stars: 0
Write a Review
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " i mean... i dunno.... it's not that good. "

    — Valerie, 2/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I gave this book 2 stars because it does describe the brewing process in Leyman terms "fairy" well, but over all this book is really silly and I am not sure who I would even recommend it too. The cover says "A Children's Book for Grown-ups" but it is too stupid for most grown-ups and it says "A grown-up book for Children" but i dont know if I want my 7 year old reading about drinking and brewing beer. Too each his own but this book was just strange. "

    — Quinn, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A story about beer as only Tom Robbins can tell it. "

    — Bernadette, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Cute. Not quite sure how the publishers went for it, but what the hell do I know. "

    — Nate, 1/28/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Good, but not Robbins best. Reads like a children's story aimed at adults. Interesting if you have no idea about how beer is made. I have been supporting the existence of beer fairies for decades, so I was pleased when one showed up. "

    — Mikey, 1/25/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " While entirely readable, it felt really uneven, dancing around topics without making a distinct decision as to what kind of book it was. I liked the flavor of the writing enough to where I'll check out some of his other work, but this one just wasn't for me. "

    — Dave, 1/21/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Funny, irreverent and not for children! "

    — akaellen, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is such a sweet story about beer. I learned a lot about how beer is made and the amount consumed yearly. So, if any child or adult want to know about the amber liquid (beer) just give them a copy of this book. "

    — Marjorie, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I do like Red hook. This was funny and weird. My best guess is that I liked it. Now I would like a beer! "

    — Melissa, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Not your father's Tom Robbins. "

    — Daniel, 1/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A short, fun read. Great for any parent who likes to drink to read to their kids. "

    — Matt, 1/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Tom, Tom, Tom. You used to be such a good writer. What happened? Run out of juice? "

    — Marc, 12/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " The worst Tom Robbins yet. I had high hopes for this book but it was thoroughly disappointing. Don't bother. "

    — Laura, 12/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " why was this in the adult section? i honestly can't believe i wasted my time reading this book. it should be in the pre-teen section. although the Beer Fairy was amusing, I KNEW they were real!! And I have a new favourite quote: "this is where the so-so hits the go-go and lets loose the mojo." "

    — Lillian, 12/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Reminded me of Lemony Snicket, except much more sarcastic. "

    — Leah, 12/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Probably the best children's book about beer I've ever read. Funny at times, but just not much there. Red it in an hour or so, and definitely worth the time it took "

    — Bill, 9/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It was pretty cute. Six-year-olds getting trashed makes for good storytelling. "

    — Vanessa, 4/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " An entertaining and quick read about beer! Any kids book for adults/adult book for kids-especially if written by Tom Robbins-can't go wrong! "

    — Natalie, 6/27/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " You really could let your kid read this. Cute. "

    — Kathleen, 3/11/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is not my favorite Tom Robbins book, but I love the Uncle Moe character and the line "Every time a person goes to the mall, she loses a little piece of her soul." "

    — Hester, 11/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Silly...just what I would expect from Tom Robbins. Not empressed by the illustrations. "

    — Gaye, 10/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fun children's tale for us all. Teaches us an awful lot about beer. "

    — Krista, 10/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " i love the metaphors and imagery in all of robbins' work "

    — Holly, 6/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fun easy read. I read it in my tent on a rainy afternoon during Telluride Bluegrass. Perfect. "

    — Maggie, 6/8/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A children's book about beer by the nutty Tom Robbins. Silly little thing... "

    — Amos, 5/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " "the ordinary world is only the foam on top of the real world, the deeper world..." beer as we all know is made of the five elements: earth, air, water, fire, and mystery, and this gentle little tale will illustrate that for you. "

    — Tuck, 4/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not his best.An odd premise,A childrens book about Beer?sounds like someone bet that he couldn't. "

    — Tom, 4/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Quick, cute, fun, and all about beer! "

    — Krissy, 4/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Sort of a children's book, but I was glad I didn't read it to the kids yet... Although they loved the title! I thought it was pretty good, but didn't totally love it. Definitely inspires one to move to Costa Rica. Only took about two hours to read. "

    — Emily, 3/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fun children's tale for us all. Teaches us an awful lot about beer. "

    — Krista, 3/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Pretty fun book, but some errors with regard to how beer is actually made. "

    — John, 2/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Ughgh, I thought this book was very lame. Maybe I would have liked it a tiny bit more if I had read it rather than listened to the audiobook, but I doubt it. S is for Stupid. "

    — Rebecca, 2/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Eh, not to my taste. Well written, I just wasn't interested. "

    — Flitterkit, 2/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A surprisingly fun, lighthearted read. Don't expect it to be a challenging read though. "

    — Georgie, 2/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Cute and silly, a light tom robbins read. "

    — Jennifer, 2/6/2011

About Tom Robbins

Tom Robbins has been called “a vital natural resource” by the Oregonian, “one of the wildest and most entertaining novelists in the world” by the Financial Times of London, and “the most dangerous writer in the world today” by Fernanda Pivano of Italy’s Corriere della Sera. A Southerner by birth, Robbins has lived in and around Seattle since 1962. He is the author of eight novels.

About Laura Silverman

Laura Silverman is a voice talent and audiobook narrator.