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New York Times bestselling author Joe Schreiber pens a funny, action-packed novel that is equal parts Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and La Femme Nikita.

It’s prom night—and Perry just wants to stick to his own plan and finally play a much anticipated gig with his band in the Big Apple. But when his mother makes him escort Gobija Zaksauskas—their quiet, geeky Lithuanian exchange student—to the prom, he never expects that his ordinary high school guy life will soon turn on its head. Perry finds that Gobi is on a mission, and Perry has no other choice but to go along for a reckless ride through Manhattan’s concrete grid with a trained assassin—in his dad’s red Jaguar.

Infused with capers, car chases, heists, hits, henchmen, and even a bear fight, this story mixes romance, comedy, and tragedy in a true teen coming-of-age adventure—and it’s not over until it’s “au revoir.”

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  • Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick is the hilarious YA buzzbomb I’ ve been waiting for all year. Has style and wit to burn. I read the whole thing in one sitting. Buildings explode, scores are settled, and the dialog is explosively funny. Pretty much every page does it to the hilt.” 

    Sean Beaudoin, author of You Killed Wesley Payne

  • “With a breakneck pace, quick repartee, hot cars and women, a well-rendered New York City backdrop, abundant action, and some food for thought about what it means to be a man. Plain and simple, it’s a blast. A couple of them, actually.” 

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Boyer really shines in his portrayal of Gobi. Never faltering in an Eastern European-infused accent, Boyer softens his tones slightly and then knows when to bring out a nerves-of-steel delivery or give Gobi’s voice a cold or soft edge or deadpan delivery…this debut novel with a Hollywood ending will appeal to teens.” 


  • “Perry is an endearingly earnest protagonist, and Gobi is pure male fantasy—an impossibly tough assassin with a heart of gold, who actually seems to fall for Perry before the night is out. Steven Boyer narrates Joe Schreiber’s exciting story and does an excellent job of voicing Gobi’s Lithuanian accent, distinguishing between supporting characters, and teasing out the novel’s sly humor. What it lacks in subtlety, it makes up for in sheer adrenaline. Violence, animal cruelty, and references to torture and human trafficking make this listen suitable for older teens.” 

    School and Library Journal

  • ANew York Times Bestselling Author

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Ron | 11/4/2011

    " A turbo-paced, edgy, YA thriller. Adult fans of Duane Swierczynski, Lee Child and the like will enjoy this--the YA trappings are minimal and never get in the way of the action. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Mary | 10/31/2011

    " All stressed high school seniors should read this book for a humorous read. It was such a delight to read a funny LOL utterly fun YA novel. The essay questions at the beginning of each chapter are priceless. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Michael | 9/7/2011

    " This one starts off like a typical teen angst novel, but soon enough, Perry Stormaire has a lot more to worry about than bullies, high school, and cheerleaders. It's a nonstop, action/adventure shoot'em up with fast cars and hip bars, explosion and helicopters... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by April | 8/22/2011

    " I read this in one night! Funny, fast, deftly written. Just a great book with a great voice. "

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About the Author

Joe Schreiber was born in Michigan but spent his formative years in Alaska, Wyoming, and Northern California. Until recently, he had never lived at the same address for longer than a year. Becoming a parent forced him to consider a career with more reliable income, and he got a job as an MRI tech in Hershey, Pennsylvania, where he lives with his wife and their two children.