Apocalypse 2012: A Scientific Investigation into Civilizations End Audiobook, by Lawrence E. Joseph Play Audiobook Sample

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Read By: Feodor Chin Publisher: Random House Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: January 2007 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780739339848

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

154

Longest Chapter Length:

05:24 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:17 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

03:46 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

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Publisher Description

Don’t look up It won’t help. You can’t get out of the way, you can’t dig a hole deep enough to hide. The end is coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it. So why read this book? Because you can’t look away when not just the religious fanatics are saying we’re all going to be destroyed but the scientists are in on the act too. Here’s what they’re saying: We’re a million years over due for a mass extinction. The sun at radiation minimum is acting much worse than at solar maximum, and one misdirected spewing of plasma could fry us in an instant. The magnetic field—which shields us from harmful radiation—is developing a mysterious crack. Our solar system is entering an energetically hostile part of the galaxy. The Yellowstone supervolcano is getting ready to blow, and if it does, we can look forward to nuclear winter and 90 percent annihilation. The Maya, the world’s greatest timekeepers ever, say it’s all going to stop on December 21, 2012. So, see? There’s nothing you can do, but you might as well sit back and enjoy the show. You’ll get a good chuckle. That’s why you should read this book. Dear Reader, If there were a chance that opening this book could set off a chain of events that would lead to Apocalypse, to the end of Life as we know it, would you be tempted? Finger poised uncertainly above the flashing red button? How about if the Apocalypse promised to result in a new age of enlightenment, a Heaven on Earth like never before? Personally, I’ll take the security of my cozy life over a chance at nirvana. But status quo may no longer be an option, for any of us. This book will convince you that there is a nonnegligible chance that the year 2012 will be more tumultuous, catastrophic, and, quite possibly, revelatory, than any other year in human history. Parts of this book are best read with a bowl of popcorn: looking into the jaws of a great white shark in search of the meaning of death; touring a picturesque Guatemalan town with Mayan shaman just weeks before it is utterly destroyed. Other sections go better with a tranquilizer, such as the impending eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano, or the mass extinction headed our way—on the scale of the great collision that destroyed the dinosaurs and 70 percent of all other species, our best scientists contend that it’s now overdue. Nail-biters should beware the fact that the next peak in the sunspot cycle, due in 2012, is widely expected to set records for the number and intensity of solar storms pummeling the Earth with radiation and igniting natural calamities such as earthquakes, volcanoes, and Katrina-sized hurricanes. And that our entire solar system appears to be moving into a dangerous interstellar energy cloud. Is it a coincidence that the burgeoning war between Christianity and Islam seems hell-bent for Armageddon? Or that numerous other religions, philosophies, and cultural traditions are signaling that the end is near, with 2012 emerging as the consensus target date? A new era is about to be born, with all the pain and blood and joy and release that birth naturally entails. Facing oblivion, or at least mega-metamorphosis, is something that few of us are emotionally prepared to do. Thus my excuse for the gallows humor that pervades this story. In a memorable Mary Tyler Moore episode, Mary cracks up laughing at the funeral of Chuckles the Clown who, dressed as a peanut while marching in a parade, was shucked to death by an elephant. If Mary can giggle in the face of death, so can we. With kind regards, Lawrence E. Joseph

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"This guy did his research, he explores every known scientific fact, myth and religious belief about predictions on the year 2012. Some of it was a bit too scientific for me (yet fascinating). I can't say I was ever bored with this book. He includes his own opinion on it all and sometimes quite heatedly. Quite a lot of humor thrown in amongst it all. Interesting subject and interesting book."

— Jeannie (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " An interesting presentation on how mathematics, myths and science seem to converge...in what seems to be the end of earth as we know it or the beginning of a new phase (perhaps without humans). "

    — Grace, 2/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This guy is a science writer? He writes kind of like a melodramatic, rambling, overly personal Simon Winchester. "

    — Denise, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " you laugh... but i'll be ready... comfortable in a lawnchair, with a glass of iced lemonade, and wearing sun glasses... it'll probably be bright and spectacular. "

    — anthony, 11/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Wildly uneven: 9/10 sensationalist nonsense, 1/10 accurate geophysics. "

    — Betty, 10/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I thought this was going to be more interesting. Nope. Boring. "

    — Lindsay, 10/24/2013
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    " When the world ends.... "

    — Andrea, 10/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book dives into the 2012 Mayan calender with a very clear level head. I recommend you give it a read "

    — Matt, 8/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " That there's many possibilities for it to happen, "

    — Erwin, 7/17/2013
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    " Weak and disorganized. I was not sure what the point of this book was after reading it. "

    — Wm, 9/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very interesting analysis of both the Mayan and Egyptian calendars and how they could prove to be true. I loved the scientfiic approach to the subject. "

    — Michele, 12/16/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Discusses some possible doomsday events with Mayan mysticism and global warming thrown-in. Not really all that great. "

    — Patrick, 11/17/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I have no idea what will happen on December 21, 2012. This book offers several different apocalyptic scenarios. All I know, is that I am already planning on spending that day with those who I love most - just in case. "

    — Nick, 1/13/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Scared the shit out of me. But then, there's good old faith to cheer you up. "

    — Ervin, 10/3/2008
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " good book, full of the science of 2012. the author is funny, the subject matter is not "

    — Frank, 8/25/2008
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Interesting - a good summary of all the potential, mostly natural things that can happen to Earth that would be difficult ofr Earth and humanity to handle. "

    — doug, 8/18/2007
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " In case you needed a place to hang your anxiety, the author has compiled a few suggestions. As gloomy as the title suggests, this is actually a clever and funny book. He manages to weave many disturbing facts with entertaining personal tales. Check it out, before it's too late! "

    — danadickerson, 7/24/2007
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Although I don't agree with the reserach or the "facts" presented, the writing is extremely intricate, witty, and funny!...made for a good read! "

    — Yasir, 7/23/2007
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    " This is the scariest book I have ever read. "

    — Laser, 3/21/2007

About Feodor Chin

Feodor Chin, an AudioFile Earphones Award–winning narrator, is an actor classically trained at the American Conservatory Theater and UCLA. His acting career includes numerous credits in film, television, theater, and voice-over.